@johanbrook

I like reggae and making cocktails. I work with code and pixels on the web, like everybody else. I do other things too moved to mastodon: @brookie@johan.im

 Suécia 🇸🇪
johan.im
Joined November 2008
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heads up: since twitter shut down 3rd party apps, i'm 100% off this platform now. find me at mastodon as @[email protected], or hachyderm.io/@brookie thanks, and bye 👋😭
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next level of minimalism when girlfriend is shaming me for bringing too much clothes to skiing week where the weather reports said -20°C.
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upgrading the girlfriend’s macbook air to recent macOS version. it’s NOT trivial, since the storage is like 120GB, and almost all is used. going to macOS monterey requires 40GB of free space. going to catalina is 12GB 😏 so i have to do an “in-between” update.
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also, remember when we used to pay for new OS versions? “hahaha”.
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“yohoo, back/forward buttons, where are you?”
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today we play the traditional seasonal tune of “new year’s day” by U2. only today.
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my wife threw out christmas faster than a just elected republican president is signing tax break documents.
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i hope next year you see some things you can’t photograph. i hope you sink into a moment and linger there. i hope someone changes your mind. i hope you eat at least one really good peach. i hope you listen to a song that knocks something loose inside of you.
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✏️ i’ve written a blog post about mastodon: johan.im/writings/mastodon. if that’s still aLLoWed on this site.
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🇸🇪 smalt, men: ser på bamse med dottern, och det verkar som något har ändrats i lore:n sedan 70-talet? då tryckte han en burk honung på morgonen som räckte ett tag. i de moderna serierna häver han i sig direkt innan det ska användas. vad är kanon?!
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har något ändrats i farmors honungsrecept, iom att det är mindre långverkande? behövs det en spinoff-film om vad som hände? kanske en origin story för farmor?
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🇸🇪 jag lär mig fortfarande nya relationer i ”tomten är far till alla barnen”. brukar oftast bara kolla tack vare 90-talsestetiken, men denna film är en lök med lager på lager!
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there are two wolves inside of me [depending on situation]: one thinks bicyclists are wreckless idiots, and one thinks car drivers can go to hell.
now it’s “december”, or more like “micro dosing gingerbreads and mulled wine” ☃️
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i wonder if the strategy behind spotify wrapped really is to push parents to subscribe to the “family” plan (with separate listening records) in shear desperation.
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all i want for 2023 is for arcade fire to come to sweden on tour.
late to the party by “Andor” really is cool. i love the camera and the costume work.
this is how it is to wake up in the morning for all swedes during winter (except for the “squished through a tube” part).
Tim Urban
@waitbutwhy29 Nov 2022
Being born must suck so much. You’ve only known dark and quiet and warm and suddenly it’s bright and loud and freezing. You have to figure out how to breathe. You have no idea what the fuck is going on. And this is all after having being squished miserably through a little tube.
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