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Toenails

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Joined October 2012
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I'm 32 years old and I still don't understand glaciers
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Oh thank god
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Seleno I would die for you
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limoncello cheese…have the Dutch gone too far
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Get me to gods country
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the good thing about not having tsa precheck is all the extra times you get to make prolonged eye contact with the people passing you in line
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new landlord tech just dropped - leaf blower x rope from above style
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yea - you could say I’m a thrill seeker of sorts
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they are making significant advances in pickle in a pouch technologies
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to be known is to be loved
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everyone’s shoes are getting bigger these days
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my dog has a new thing I’m calling “going friend mode” where he doesn’t try to drag me to the park or the pet store but just to people’s apartments he’s visited before so he can say hi
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would you let him visit
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simply wonderful
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allllllll it takes is going to ONE armored duel in Brooklyn and all of a sudden you’re getting ads for “the jarl’s tunic” smdh
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and yes it was sick as hell!!!!!
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im cooked
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training to be him
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everything is suddenly better idk
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I didn’t want to rt this at first but I couldn’t stop thinking about it
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Putrified Dab Rig – Dabbin Ball Z (2020)
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anyone mind if I get a haircut in Tuscany along the river
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a lot of people are saying this is my Under the Tuscan Sun moment but really I’m just looking for someone to be under this Tuscan son this is my first time hornyposting please be nice
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they found Osgood’s Wonder
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Picking at a feral orchard from the 1870s today, this 1980s era wild apple tastes like vanilla-apple gummy worms
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