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2026 World Series:
Tampa Bay DEVIL Rays
Milwaukee BREWERS
MLB is promoting satanism and alcoholism to our children. OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES.
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
It’s only October and this feels like a Christmas miracle.
You will not be missed Jackass Doherty.
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
this might be the funniest shit ive ever fucking read in my life 😭😭😭
🚨 #BREAKING: Jack Doherty legally prohibited from posting to social media due to signing an influencer contract he didn’t read which “paid him to shut up”
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
These are the 2 biggest losers (behind Hunter Yurachek) in the state of Arkansas, whoever thought it was a good idea to get them on a show together is stupid as shit!
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
🚨 #BREAKING: Jack Doherty legally prohibited from posting to social media due to signing an influencer contract he didn’t read which “paid him to shut up”
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NFL preseason: “Rest the starters. Someone might get turf toe.”
NBA preseason: “We need to manage their loads.”
MLB spring training: “I got a paper cut. Put me on the 10-day IL.”
NHL preseason: “Let’s fucking kill each other.”
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
Let’s reflect back on what Hunter Yurachek has done as the AD at Arkansas:
1. Took a shit on the football program.
2. Absolutely destroyed the football program.
3. Took a giant shit on the football program.
4. Pissed on the football program.
5. Fucked the football program.
HM: Ass blasted the football program.
X is deadass the worst app out rn
- you’re positive, nobody cares
- you’re negative, everyone bashes you
- you share your interests, you’re dick riding
- you get into a new interest, you’re larping
- constant rage bait, clout farming & toxicity
why is everybody so damn miserable
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
CFB has two hour weather delays now when it’s sunny out because someone saw lightning three towns over.
You have a better chance of dying at these games by eating the food at the concession stand.
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“I don’t have any (thoughts) because I have yet to talk to the board of trustees or the president about what this statement means.” - Hunter Yurachek
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
Worst Arkansas moments of my life:
1. Missed foul ball vs Oregon state 2018
2. Missed fly ball vs LSU 2025
3. Blown 16 point lead vs Texas Tech 2025
4. KJ Jefferson dive from the 5 yard line vs Texas A&M 2022
5. Cam Little missed field goal vs Texas A&M 2022
6. Jalen Brown fumble vs Ole Miss 2025
7. Bo Nix fumble that was missed 2020
8. Super Regional Game 3 vs NC State 2021
9. 1 point loss to Alabama 2014
10. Sugar Bowl vs Ohio State 2010
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Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
After reading everything possible on this matter, I think the final conclusion is something like this between #LSU and the #SEC.
* LSU agrees to never roster Dae’Quan Wright and Zxavian Harris.
* LSU is fined somewhere between $3 million to $5 million, citing ‘damages’ to the conference.
* LSU reimburses the SEC for all legal fees from both court hearings.
* LSU is placed on one-year probation by the SEC.
* LSU agrees to not take the SEC to court over any laws that the conference imposes.
* Lane Kiffin publicly apologizes for his comments during the #Clemson game.
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
What the fuck is wrong with the world. That woman stabbed two people and killed one and the world is outraged the police shot her dead?
The world is fucked.
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Wake up.
Watch College GameDay.
Watch College Football.
Nothing better.
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
- Catherine O’Hara
- Eric Dane
- Chuck Norris
- Sam Neill
- Brenda Fricker
- Hayden Panettiere
- Dolly Parton
- Tim Curry
- Peter Cullen
A BIG FUCK YOU TO 2026.
Joseph Neil Smalley retweeted
NEWS: Dallas #Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says that he needs to win a Super Bowl before he dies.
“I don't have time, personally, to have a bad time. It's not on my schedule. I have a natural urgency because of my age.”
Jones is 83 years old and last won a Super Bowl in 1996.
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