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Joe Rodriguez

@joerodcomedy

Father. Comedian. Husband. Habitual line stepper. #DallasCowboys

 New Mexico
Joined December 2010
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My 6 year old just straight up handed me a booger.
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Don’t forget to vote you stupid bitch 💙
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The last thing a McRib sees.
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The Dallas Cowboys play football today.
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Fuck Harrison Butker, lmao.
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Smoking on that Bang Bang Niner Gang pack.
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Global warming got y’all sweating in your fall fits at the pumpkin patch.
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vic@vicloveshorrorOct 24
Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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I respect you and all of your baby daddies.
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Ana@baecontacohOct 23
You can’t convince me that crisp diet cokes don’t have healing powers
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Did he make the noise?
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@TMZOct 23
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Ric Flair rushed to hospital after falling outside restaurant in Florida. What we know: tmz.com/2026/10/23/ric-flair…
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Apple gave us flip phones that we can’t slam shut after an argument 😭😭😭
Tim Pan (@mediastorm_en) profile pictureTim Pan
@mediastorm_enOct 21
iPhone Duo Review: 10,000 Folds Later...
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“I wonder if anyone has a shitty 3rd string TE we could pick up?” 🤔
SleeperCowboys (@SleeperCowboys) profile pictureSleeperCowboys
@SleeperCowboysOct 22
FOX Sports lists Cowboys TE Luke Schoonmaker as a trade candidate ahead of the deadline.
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Fresh cut 😎✂️
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You in your 30’s waiting for a boo basket when you need to go and empty that laundry basket.
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Me waving to all the people that read my Tweets.
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Need this guy on my defense right now.
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@nflrumsOct 21
🚨🚨The #Titans released DT Jordan Elliott because he went to retrieve a firearm from his vehicle after being frustrated with a teammate after last Thursday's practice,
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Follow me on Threads you nerds. This place sucks now threads.com/@joerodriguezcom…
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562 Followers • 218 Threads • Husband Father Stand-Up Comedian Habitual line stepper. See the latest conversations with @joerodriguezcomedy.

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We need you to coach the Dallas Cowboys.
A (@vaquera_bayarea) profile pictureA@vaquera_bayareaOct 19
Remained undeafted on 1 of my leagues 🙂‍↔️ 6-0 baby
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Wearing a Dallas Cowboys jersey today is a cry for help.
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