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Joined May 2014
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Jim Palmer will still be in the baseball Hall of Fame while Craig Albernaz and Mike Elias are fiddling with their fucking formulas.
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COLTON COWSER GAME-ENDING HOME RUN ROBBERY 🤯
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WHEN COWS FLY COLTON COWSER HOME RUN ROBBERY TO END IT!!
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At this point, is it legal to trade Elias and Albernez for a cheesy 5 layer burrito and a pack of menthols? #birdland
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Anthony Fauci on Capitol Hill today:
Hawley: "What day of the week is it today?" Fauci: "5th amendment" Hawley: "What color tie are you wearing?" Fauci: "5th amendment" Hawley: "What color is the carpet?" Fauci: "5th amendment."
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The Orioles squirrel away a win vs. the Tigers!
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Found a #WorldofWarcraft 12 month sub code cleaning out some stuff. I’ll randomly pick someone in 24-48 hours who likes/retweets this (will DM it so have DMs open). BTW, how is Midnight?
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THROW THAT FUCKING BAT SAMMY. LEFT ON LEFT HE LEFT THE YARD.
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ANOTHER. SERIES. WIN. FOR. THE. BIRDS. THE BOYS JUMP OUT FOR 6 RUNS IN THE 1ST. COBY MAYO IS STAYING HOT HOT HOT. OFFENSE IS BREAKING OUT. PITCHING DOING THEIR THING. 9 OF THEIR LAST 13. KEEP THIS THING ROLLING INTO TORONTO BABY… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
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HAHAHHA HOW DID THEY WIN THAT BALLGAME?!? BRANDON YOUNG ABSOLUTE STUD. NOT A PRETTY GAME BUT SHOUTOUT MY BOY JEFF HOFFMAN FOR DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST. WHAT A COMEBACK. WHAT A WAY TO BOUNCE BACK. GO SPLIT THE SERIES TOMORROW… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
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Basallo and Cowser were just way too productive and gave the Orioles their best chance at a sweep so I’m glad they can get the day off. Let them cool off a bit. Playing too well.
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OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY GOD. THEY JUST KEEP DOING IT AND I DONT KNOW HOW. MY POOR HEART. IDK WHAT ELSE TO SAY. WHAT A FRICKEN GAME. WHAT A WIN. HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY EVERYONE… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
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OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. THEY WON IT. THEY WON IT. WHAT A START BY BRANDON YOUNG. WHAT A HOMER BY GUNNAR. WHEN THE TEAM NEEDES HIM THE MOST COLTON FRICKEN COWSER WINS IT. HOLY CRAP. HOLY CRAP. LETS GO SWEEP EM IN GAME 2… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
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COWSER WEAVER FOR THE WIN
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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. THE COMEBACK KIDS ARE BACK. HOLY CRAP. JEREMIAH JACKSON. WHAT?! HOW?!? PETE ALONSO FOR THE LEAD?! THEY WERE DOWN 6. WHAT?! YOU CAN JUST FEEL SOMETHING DIFFERENT WITH THIS TEAM. HAVE A NIGHT BIRDLAND… PLAY. THE. DAMN. SONG.
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When you etch your name into our history as a true American Hero 🇺🇸
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“Be gone witch! Fuck off with you!” 😂
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*Every college football burner coming together to cyber bully Canada*
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American dudes switching from monitoring the Olympics to Monitoring the Situation in Mexico
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