Australia is a small landlocked Alpine European country. it shares a border with Luxembourg and Switzerland.

London, England
Joined August 2017
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The WASPI women are going to be apoplectic when they hear about this in 20 years time
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Dolly Parton managing to play a D Major chord while wearing acrylic nails will never cease to amaze me
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I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Replying to @jessicaelgot
I hope the Monster Raving Loony party don't split the anti-Farage vote by standing.
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I loved the doc so much but honestly what is wrong with Pete Waterman he is SO ANNOYING 😂 like some hideous combination of Alan Partridge, David Brent and Louis Walsh, stitched together into a Franken-boomer cadaver. #Kylie
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Just out of the jury final rehearsal. Sorry to say the Stadhalle is a dogshit venue. Only white wine spritzers and beers available. Terrible acoustics. Too many floor tickets sold - people spilling out into the corridors. Pales in comparison to the Liverpool Arena from 2023!
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totally euromogged Finland with her unmatched ozra y’all need to be Aussmaxxing fr #eurovision
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🇦🇺 grand final in the opera house 🇦🇺 flag parade over the harbour bridge 🇦🇺 QANTAS presenting sponsor 🇦🇺 Kangaroo and Koala mascots 🇦🇺 Courtney Act hosts 🇦🇺 Kylie Minogue / AC/DC medley interval act Douze fucking points
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People in the comments - bro you need to start Ausmaxxing
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The clearest most succinct argument in favour of 🇮🇱 remaining in Eurovision. EBU exists to safeguard & champion public service broadcasting. That’s it. All of it. Eurovision is a sideshow. If Kan is banned & ends up privatised then the entire thing may as well close up shop.
🎤 Martin Green on the consequences of KAN losing its EBU membership #Eurovision
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Taking our seats for the 1st time @Catherinewest1 & @wesstreeting
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Eurovision 2026 postcards be like:
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Only one person can save this abysmal interval act #eurovision
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She’s doing a great job hosting #eurovision
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Perfect show opening WELCOME TO MOLDOVA #eurovision
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