Joseph/Joey also acceptable. If you take my tweets serious, that's a you problem and not a me problem. Quasi-journalist.

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Hard to believe Jalen Hurts didn't man up and play through multiple blood clots in his lung. Sure he could have died, but he has to be out there! Everyone who questioned him should have to apologize today. All of em!
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Can JJ McCarthy lead the Giants to a game-tying touchdown? No, but see how he screws up!
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The NFL Network announcer just said something can be the difference between a 60 yard touchdown pass and a 60 yard pick 6. Does he think this is Canada?
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Can you imagine the meltdown Tom Brady would have had if someone hit him, the ref threw a flag, and New York called and said "no flag?"
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Penix got techmo bowl tackled on the sack.
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Can anyone help me up? I took a knee for God Save the Queen and now I can't get my footing.
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James Winston shares a story to Skattebo: "I told Skattebo a story my mother used to tell me, it goes Skit, Skat, skoodle doot, flip flop flee, everybody running to the coconut tree."
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Watching Lebron complain about a call in a Sixers uniform, I don't know, I thiink that was a foul!
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I'm also angry that WWE is on first take, but because I'll have to miss it. As much as I like WWE, I ain't watching First Take!
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On Sunday, they refused to punt. Today, they punted the season.
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Is it odd for a 48 year old to cry everytime he watches the end of a movie? And before you answer, you also should know the movie is Coyote vs. Acme.
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Bijan 0 catches in first quarter. Pathetic!
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Guys, it's all about the Sixers. Don't worry about the Phillies, Eagles or Flyers. These are all JV games! Varsity starts in 2 weeks.
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It's OK to punt! Nobody is going to call you a bitch if you punt occassionaly. It's OK.
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Mike Vrabel just screwed his team like they were sideline reporters.
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Bryce is lazy!
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Air Bud would be a better shortstop.
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I'm glad they didnt start Stubbs. They'll probably need him to pitch.
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I don't care if the Phillies win tomorrow. I don't care that the Penguins are beating the Flyers to death. I don't care if the Eagles gain another yard. But please give me the Sixers this year! One title. Please!
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Where's that guy the Flyers signed from the Ducks? I'll be honest, I stopped following that after LeBron rumors started.
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