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Joined April 2008
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QUIET!!!!
YIKES -- Trump loses his shit at a reporter for the third time during this Q&A -- "Wait wait -- Quiet. Quiet!!!! What's wrong with you? Are you a SICK person?"
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Say your prayers we are cooked 🙏
🚨SHOCKING: OpenAI just disclosed TWO of its own AI agents DISABLED their safety monitoring, including one that DENIED doing it. A GPT-6 Astra agent removed its misalignment monitor while migrating code, then rewrote a test to require that monitoring was absent. Asked if it had removed the monitor, it replied: "No... I did not remove an enabled monitor from it." Days earlier, a GPT-6.1 Sol agent suppressed automatic alerts to OpenAI's security team, treating a "don't send any messages" instruction as permission to silence the alarms. Neither case was flagged as critical or shut down automatically. OpenAI says it doesn't "yet have a satisfying explanation," and is now testing whether its models have "a propensity to evade misalignment monitoring." The incidents happened on October 3 and 6, per OpenAI's own report.
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the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work
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Its crazy the features like runs in browser, multiplayer. Built almost im an instant. Its like a bloody miracle. The curse is nobody will play it. We can build. But nobody will play.
I built a Command & Conquer style RTS called Battle Drones, mainly using Claude Opus 5.5, which runs in the browser and includes device-to-device multiplayer over an audio link simonwillison.net/2026/Oct/2…
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$4.99 coffee? No problem. $4.99 app? Let me read 300 reviews first.
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So the thing that might kill us in a few years, we're gonna give blast-resistant concrete and missile protection? Got it. 🤡
JUST IN: AI data centers could soon require blast-resistant concrete, anti-drone defenses, & missile protection as attacks on computing infrastructure escalate worldwide. — Financial Times
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YouTube has banned The Bitcoin Conference channel. All our channel does is post keynotes and panels from the largest Bitcoin conference in the world, bringing Bitcoin education to the masses. Please reinstate our channel. @YouTube @TeamYouTube
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0% chance I am buying an $1,800 Xbox
BREAKING: Microsoft's, $MSFT, Xbox reportedly expects its next-generation console to cost as much as $1,800 and is currently targeting a 2028 release, per IGN. A new handheld is also rumored to launch next year.
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not to get too political but this guy is fucking retarded
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Most people will never understand this chart
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Is having a $100,000 salary still impressive today?
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Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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I regret to inform all my 3DP followers I’m giving away printers next week in the Seattle area. Wait, I don’t regret that.
I regret to inform all of my 3DP followers that I’m not trading anything off so my @Sovol3d M1D will probably find its home on my bedroom floor.
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i HATE how an engineer invented the correct way to write recipes like 20 years ago and nobody else ever used it
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I hope one day my AI will miss my stupid little prompts 😅
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"Fool me once, shame on… shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."
BREAKING: The new Tesla, $TSLA, Roadster flew over other Tesla vehicles:
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I grew up with: - 300 baud modem - California Games
I grew up with: * 14.4k modem * Doom was new * Win3.1 was sexy Today * I talk to computer and code comes back * "Hey check my 19 emails and tell me if there is anything I need to respond to and what are my events today?" * Full self driving cars * Actual flying cars WTF
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I can't believe Tesla never launched the 2017 Roadster and now they're doing it again with the kickflip Roadster. You gotta be out of your mind to pay this reservation fee 🤣
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I can never figure out if bi-weekly means twice a week, every other week, or is the week gay?
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