“That would be VERY of the me”

“With no sauce?!” “Glerp is sauce.” “Glerp is Glerp. SAUSE is Sause.”

“Babies love suckin with their brand NEW mouths!”

“They’re prolly swimming through puke to get a quarter.”

“I can barely taste it— and I LOVE that!”

“I mean— when she moves and talks, it’s a no for me.”

“I’m gonna tag that and post Molly”

“I still got what it takes to take what they got”

I don’t know what number 5 star this is but I don’t care because FATHER CAME HOME 😱🔥🎉

“I’m high and I don’t know how faces are supposed to look.”

We’ll accept this

Wow. My nose hairs are really goin after my face today.

“I’m a Gemini with a plan and no one can stop that sh*t”

I miss playing princess connect 😭

“If it’s not cookies, wine, or chocolate… I don’t care.”

“In my world as a bottom, all daddies are tops.”

Heartbroken. Shocked. And Grateful for having Marissa Quimby in my life. #RIP

Fuck cancer I hate cancer

When bad things happen to good people — it just makes me wanna give up sometimes. #shoutsintothevoid

Note to self: don’t get your boyfriends cum in your eyes— it hurts 😖