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Manhattan, NY
Joined April 2009
"Adduunka waxaan ka dhigi doonaa sida meeshan oo kale!" ninna ma uusan odhan tuulada madhan ka hor inta uusan u dhaqaaqin doonta.
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This dude really hates listening to lyrics. I mean, at all.
I’ve been into Metal my whole life; seen Pantera, Slayer, Machinehead, Maiden, Korn, Black Sabbath, Kiss and dozens of others. None of them spewed shite about politics. Not one.
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So now they’re blaming Notre Dame burning on immigrants. Is there nothing we can’t blame them for?
Replying to @brivael
I'm not French, and also not retarded.. I remember how the French vote, and it's leftist! I call bullshit in this post. The right was correct and screaming, and you rejected the calls and warnings. Notre Dame burned from "newcomers" in 2019 and still in 22 and again in 24 you all voted leftist. Here's the truth: In both 2017 & 2022 presidential elections — French voters directly chose Emmanuel Macron over Marine Le Pen twice, by large margins (~66–34 in 2017, ~58–42 in 2022). Le Pen was the clear anti-mass-immigration candidate both times. Voters picked the more open/centrist option. 2024 legislative elections (June–July) — National Rally led the first round and was projected to win the most seats. In the second round, left-wing and centrist parties withdrew candidates and voters used tactical voting (“republican front”) to block RN. Result: left got the most seats (~180–188), Macron’s bloc second, RN third (~142–143). Voters explicitly rejected giving power to the main anti-immigration party. 2012 presidential — François Hollande (Socialist) defeated Nicolas Sarkozy. Hollande’s government continued relatively open policies on family reunification and regularization. 2007 presidential — Nicolas Sarkozy won on a platform that included tougher immigration rules. He was the right-wing choice at the time and did pass restrictive measures, yet overall immigration levels still rose under his presidency. So to Summarize last 25 years: In the decisive national votes where immigration was a central dividing line (especially the presidential runoffs against Le Pen), French voters repeatedly chose the candidates and parties that maintained the existing trajectory rather than the strongest restrictionist option. The 2024 legislative result was a clear, recent rejection of handing power to RN. So again.. bullshit, the French are leftist. And leftists never take responsibility for what they've done. Conservative is just maturity and politics... Try voting for that, or not voting at all.
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But but but… the city has fallen, right?! The whole of France is lost!! Right?
Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didn’t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.
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Sometimes there’s a man.
🚨BREAKING: A video alleging to show a Trump supporter eating his own ear wax is now going viral and I think I’m going to be sick.
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Whoa…
This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.
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Found him. Last place you’d expect.
If you can't even admit to yourself that the Tesla Roadster presentation was awesome, you're retarded beyond help.
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What is the rule about the phone on the table during dinner? Is that all meals? Is there a quorum requirement? Like if I’m eating alone, it’s definitely there.
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I don’t think I’ve blocked a single person on this app. I muted this one dude that was just exhausting but that’s it. Now plenty of motherfuckers have blocked me on the other hand. I think this is telling in how I see the world and what I’m like.
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Nuuuuuuuuuuuurd!!! God love ya.
A bride in China made her groom cry on their wedding day after surprising him with an RTX 5090 graphics card. I would lowkey cry too.
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And here I was thinking it was totally fake.
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it. Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled. In short, it's a gimmick.
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Dear @katiezacharia — speaking as the world's leading expert on short White House tenures: turn off the news and go enjoy your family. In time you’ll realize that the Universe did you a major favor.
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Andy Harris is a lawyer yet doesn’t understand what “two-party state” means nor apparently what “press conference” means neither.
How about the real hero of this Andy Harris story: Cat Murphy? This is who every father wants their daughter to aspire to. A young journalist holding a nearly shouting United States congressman, pointing in her face, hovering over, all because she did her job? Hero.
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Wall eye never thought they’d come out and say it.
Compagno: Talarico appears weak or horrifying. Watters: Yeah but Paxton has a lazy eye and this whiff or corruption around him. There’s just something off-putting about him.
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Plastic Surgeon Ad: My Work / My Competitor’s
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Listen, I haven’t seen every video on the Internet, so I can’t say with certainty, but this could quite possibly be the greatest video ever created
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This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: 1. Lone Star 2. Michael Clayton 3. Millers Crossing
This is subjective but … Name three PERFECT movies. No argument. No explanation. Just three flicks you think are perfect. Here's mine: 1. Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan 2. Predator 3. The Resurrected (1991)
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The Funniest Seinfeld Scene
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