City fan, Oldham season ticket holder. Respected by neither fans as a result. Contributor to @City_Xtra and @thecityramble. @MarkyThompson is a science bitch.

Manchester, England
Joined October 2010
This is rioting done properly
🇮🇹 Of all the things happening during the riots in Milan, this might be the most Italian moment yet... A guy steals a tray of gelato, only to get swarmed by other rioters who apparently wanted some, too. Viva la revoluzione! Next, we take the tiramisu! 😂 Writers: Lynn, Michael
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At this rate @ItsLB_City might be able to record Saeed Bingo before full time
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Have you thought about working on tactics instead pal
🚨 Mikel Arteta: “I'm going to put sensors on the touchline! There are managers that have the record in the league, 36 times in 10 minutes, leave the touchline… and no yellows”. “So I'm clipping ALL of that. So I have a massive storage of images now”.
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"Finally, you'd hope, a turning point for Latics" from the commentators as the club's two strikers have an argument on the pitch #oafc
Handbags #oafc
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Maresca has to start entertaining the idea of dropping one (or both) of Enzo or Cherki for games against physically intense opposition midfields. PSG and Villa two games lost because of poor selection at the start - when everybody can see Bouaddi is needed in those games.
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Having said that, we conceded two shots on goal and that spaghetti monster let them both in, so what can you do
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Interesting
James Trafford has made 26 saves in the Premier League this season — the most in 2026-27. Of those to have played more than one game, no one has a better save percentage than the Leeds United goalkeeper (80 per cent). [Opta]
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Guehi bozo gene flaring up again
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Joe Butterfield retweeted
Free Visit Rwanda coffee at Villa Park today
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Cheapest (non-ST) ticket for tonight being ~£35 is shite and the club should sort it. Most group stage games a few years ago were £20odd, wages in the country haven't improved and now we have an extra group stage fixture. They clearly don't care about stadium being full.
another victory for MCFC cup pricing
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Is there a case for the Premier League investigating this robbery of three points by Arsenal?
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city supporters (and, to a lesser extent, the players) are close to facing some of the harshest punishments this sport has ever seen for something none of us had any involvement in doing. if we want to wave inflatable bananas, do some rage bait chants, and self deprecate in response to that, we will. this ISN’T a call for violins or (unwanted) sympathy for city supporters. it also isn’t a plea for you believe the club don’t ‘deserve’ punishment - if rules were broken, rules were broken. i’m also not here to tell you you can’t feel wronged by our board if their actions have wronged your club. not my place or intent to dictate your feelings. what i am pointing out, though, is just because YOU want US to do this performative, depressive, grovelling and begging for forgiveness for something we, as fans or players, had NO involvement in, it doesn’t mean we should. self deprication and resorting to humour and jokes is something city supporters have done for decades. we choose to respond to objectively naff situations (like facing threats of expulsion from the football pyramid) in this way, as is our right. hell, even after winning the treble we still chant about never winning home or away and losing last week as well as today ffs. you don’t have to like it. but if believe we should pack in something that’s become a staple trait of city supporters just because it doesn’t align with your world view or moral compass that you think is gospel, then respectfully you really need to give your head a wobble🍌
Replying to @BBCMOTD
I don’t think the Man City team and fans actually understand the situation they are in. They’re just treating it as a joke.
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18k likes on the most obvious AI slop
🚨 🗣️ Breaking: Ainsley Maitland-Niles on why he refused to take the knee before Everton vs Chelsea: “Honestly, I feel like these gestures have become formalities. We take the knee before matches, cameras capture the moment, and everyone moves on. But what actually changes? “I have experienced racism throughout my career, from my time at Arsenal to Lyon and now back at Everton. Yet I rarely see meaningful consequences for those responsible. How many more Black players must suffer before real action is taken? “Behind every racist insult is a human being being humiliated for the colour of their skin. Imagine giving everything to football, entertaining millions, only to be reminded that some people still believe you are worth less because you are Black. “I am tired of seeing beautiful messages against racism followed by the same ugly reality. Taking the knee means nothing if the people responsible face no consequences. “I don’t want another photograph of players taking the knee. I want to see real punishment, real accountability and real change. Black players deserve to feel protected, respected and safe, not just for the 60 seconds before kick-off, but every single day. #EVECHE
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From 4-1 to 3-2 in about two minutes.
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Altai behaved with the smug arrogance of a big cat who appeared to believe it’s embarking on the first stage of a redemption tour at Yorkshire Wildlife Park. It was part of the 'we do what we want' culture that dominates the modern tiger
😳 First visitor into Yorkshire Wildlife Park after it reopened is left SHOCKED seeing the exact spot where William Chapman jumped into the tiger’s enclosure. Altai the tiger is also spotted for the first time since last weekend’s tragedy. 🐅
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Big bad City being given justice by... big bad PSG?
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Defeat on the road.
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Those things are worse, not better. Handballs and diving have been against the rules of the sport since the dawn of time for obvious reasons, the sport existed for 100 years without any financial rules until some clubs decided they wanted to stop owners with more ambition.
No it’s not hypocritical 😅 I’m talking about my striker diving for a penalty, me stopping a ball going over the line with my hand! I’m not talking about 900M in fake sponsorship over a number of years 🤯😅
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