It's such a shame that @scott_mills doesn't do #innuendobingo anymore. The Olympics providing classics: "he's playing from the back, so he can finish her from the front"
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I can't wear my headphones and listen to music while I'm out walking my dog. It feels really disrespectful to her to not be fully engaged with what she's enjoying in the park, and chatting to her about what a good girl she is for finding a new tennis ball etc.
Any updates on the Railway Inn ticket site please Mr @frankturner ?? 😫🙏
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We now have a list of artifacts. Enjoy.
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Chris Martin is currently doing a steward shift @ Gate A #oxfam
Being in the same room with someone who once completely broke my heart, but now I truly and genuinely couldn't give a flying f**k about is honestly the most empowering feeling. 💪
I think I may have to turn off #BBCBreakingNews I swear they would send a notification if a celebrity sneezes these days. #toomuch #noneed
Mount Midoriyama! It's not a mount, it's a bloody long rope 🤣. Love how #NinjaWarrior big it up so much. #drama
The best therapy on earth. This baby girl already knows more about my thoughts than anyone else. Thanks for always listening Bella❤️
1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl and 4 for a boy, 5 for silver, 6 for gold, 7 for a secret never to be told. BUT what the yoink happens when you see FIFTEEN magpies together!?!?
Things I thought about on my social media break.... designing a Top Trumps game based on past lovers 😂 (obviously not all mine!)
Things I thought about on my social media break.... was school pizza REALLY that good or is it one of those things that we romanticise about?!
It's time for a break.... its not you it's me 😂. Taking some space away from Facebook, Messenger, Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat for a while. See you soon ❤️
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Word of the day is ‘ramfeezled’ (18th century): feeling worn out, used up, and particularly enfeebled.






