Wife. Mom. @SystemHighCorp communications. @UFJSchool alum. Surviving parenthood & my 30s. Personal page. Views = all me.

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Joined September 2008
Jessica Wallace retweeted
Microsoft owns the trademark for X. This is just too good.
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Microsoft only holds this trademark for videogame-related services; this wouldn't affect Twitter. However, Meta holds the "X" trademark for "online social networking services... social networking services in the fields of entertainment, gaming and application development..." tsdr.uspto.gov/#caseNumber=87…
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Is there something in the water?!? Our toddler is doing the same thing - very anti nap during the week at school. “Absolute monster” is a nice way of describing his behavior with no nap.
My 2yo has skipped his nap 2 days in a row, but when he does nap it’s 2.5-3 hours. He is an absolute monster, when he does not nap. Need tips that do not under any circumstances include the phrase, “he’s giving up his nap.”
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BREAKING: A federal judge set a May 2024 trial date for Donald Trump in a case charging him with illegally retaining classified documents. That's deep into the presidential nominating calendar and likely well after the Republican nominee is clear. apnews.com/article/trump-cla…
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Jessica Wallace retweeted
BREAKING: Judge Cannon sets Trump trial date for May 20, 2024
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NEW: Veterans quit as training, mission for DeSantis’ State Guard turns militaristic miamiherald.com/news/state/f…
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I love this tweet so much. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Justice is better than revenge. You may not be Superman, but you can help the #FBI protect the country. If you have information about a federal crime, speak now. Call 1-800-225-5324 or visit tips.fbi.gov to submit a tip.
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Millions of veterans’ files went up in smoke when fire — possibly from a carelessly discarded cigarette — struck the Military Personnel Records Center. Fifty years later, service members, their families and historians are still dealing with the fallout. apnews.com/article/military-…
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Jessica Wallace retweeted
Pixar's #Elemental made $10m on its 4th weekend, only a 17% drop from last weekend. Total $109m US and currently outpacing The Flash. #Elemental at $251m globally and will soon pass Encanto ($256m globally) - which means it will be Disney's biggest hit since pandemic.
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I had pre-eclampsia with both of my boys and am absolutely thrilled this is now a possibility for other pregnant people. Fingers crossed it can - and will - save the lives of mamas and babies.
The FDA approved a blood test that can identify pregnant women at imminent risk of pre-eclampsia, the first advance in diagnosing the deadly condition since it was discovered more than a century ago It disproportionately affects Black women in the U.S. nytimes.com/2023/07/03/healt…
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Today I ruined our toddler’s life by cutting his cheeseburger in two so he could (safely) eat it. My apologies.
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BREAKING NEWS: A holiday weekend shooting in Baltimore. Multiple fatalities, at least two people are dead and 28 others injured, according to the Baltimore Police Department. ABC News' @IkeEjiochi has the latest. MORE: rb.gy/3qypw
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BREAKING: A Christian artist can refuse to make wedding websites for gay couples, the Supreme Court ruled in an LGBTQ+ rights setback and another win for religious plaintiffs. bit.ly/3XuAipL
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BREAKING: The U.S. Supreme Court rules colleges and universities must stop considering race in admissions, putting an end to affirmative action in higher education. apne.ws/IPmvUPv
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Jessica Wallace retweeted
“What if I'm caught in a rip current?” Stay calm and relax. Float to conserve energy. Rip currents don't pull you under. Don't swim against the current. You may be able to escape by swimming out of the current in a direction following the shoreline, or toward breaking waves, then at an angle toward the beach. If you feel you will be unable to reach shore, draw attention to yourself. Call and wave for assistance. weather.gov/safety/ripcurren…
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Ryan Seacrest is taking the wheel. "Wheel of Fortune," that is. The ubiquitous host, who departed from "Live with Kelly and Ryan" earlier this year, is set to be the new host of the popular syndicated game show. usatoday.com/story/entertain…
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