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Comedy performer and writer, DJ. Loves music, dogs and #OUFC. Also Popmaster TV winner… All views my own, and not necessarily those of my employer, obviously…

UK
Joined May 2009
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Good god, this Minah is so thick she’s making my head hurt… #HouseOfGames
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On the left, the original broadcast. On the right, the pathetic butchered version that @rewindtvuk just showed… #TVBurp
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Two very scared dogs hiding under my desk. Just fuck off with your stupid fucking fireworks…
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I get making changes, but I think that was too many. Especially to the bench… #OUFC
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Is it just me, or is the #OUFC hashtag full of Peterborough posts?
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End credits. Featuring the cast, played by actors and the fact it was written by someone… 🤦🏻#Ghostwatch
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Look! A cast list! Why would a live ‘real-life’ documentary have a cast list? #Ghostwatch
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I see we’re not hearing from anyone that DIDN’T fall for it… #Ghostwatch
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I was 15 and knew it wasn’t real. Largely because I’m not an idiot who believes ghosts. But there were clues: the cast list in the RT and at the end of the show, the writer’s name at the start, lack of the public turning up in the street, plus the poor acting… #Ghostwatch
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These people in the #Ghostwatch documentary have suspiciously good memories, considering they were under 10 and it was 34 years ago…
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Monster Mash is fucking shit. Someone had to say it… #Halloween
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Ref’ was desperate to level things up and Cumming - despite winning the ball - gave him the opportunity to do so. Didn’t need to be there… #OUFC
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Barnsley fans are such whining babies. They just cannot take ANY decision going against them. Embarrassing… #OUFC
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Again, we’re all over a team but are incapable of putting the ball in the back of the net. Their goal was a joke. Just came through from the halfway line without anyone even making a challenge. Second the move started you just knew it’d end in a goal... #OUFC
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Americans are so dumb when it comes to #Halloween. Why do they desss up as things that are nothing to do with Halloween? Do they do this at other events? Do they get invited to say a 70s disco themed fancy dress party and turn up as a stegosaurus? #Halloween2026
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🤖 Made with AI
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What a fucking lunatic! Comparing the new stadium build with the Aberfan tragedy… #OUFC
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I think it must be time for: #StormBoelo
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