I have magical hair & three magical cats. I mostly tweet nonsense. Living the #ChronicIllness life with #hEDS #POTS #ADHDAutism. She / her. ✨
Sydney, New South Wales
Joined November 2008
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Four nights going Back to Badlands with @iamhalsey and I feel so honoured, so proud, and so, so, so glad that h is still here making incredible music and performing like this. Truly the best she's ever been!!!!
We got SO LUCKY
The encore in Sydney - Night 1 was: “3am”, “Bad at Love”, “I’m Not Mad”, “I am not a woman, I’m a god”, “Panic Attack” and “Is There Somewhere”. #BackToBadlands
Jamie | jmrz.bsky.social retweeted
You are out of your fucking mind if you think I'm gonna hang out with DC political journalists on Bluesky instead of watching the guy trying to make himself into a real life vampire take a heroic dose of psilocybin mushrooms and face his vanity in Hell
Doing magic mushrooms this Sunday.
Protocol
+ dose: 5 grams
+ frequency: 1x/mo for 3 mo
+ objective: exploring longevity effects
Measurement
+ 249 independent biomarkers
+ 29 vials of blood
+ brain scans
+ urine, stool, saliva, fertility
+ multi-omics profiling (DNA, epigenetics, metabolism, hormones, microbiome, proteins, cognition)
Cardiovascular
+ LDL-C
+ HDL-C
+ Triglycerides
+ Total cholesterol
+ Apolipoprotein B
+ Apolipoprotein A-1
+ Lipoprotein(a)
+ LDL-P
+ HDL-P
+ Small LDL-P
+ LDL size
+ Large VLDL-P
+ Large HDL-P
+ VLDL size
+ HDL size
+ LP-IR score
+ Oxidized LDL
+ Lp-PLA2 activity
+ Myeloperoxidase (MPO)
+ Homocysteine
+ VEGF
Hematology
+ WBC
+ RBC
+ Hemoglobin
+ Hematocrit
+ MCV
+ MCH
+ MCHC
+ RDW
+ Platelets
+ Neutrophils
+ Lymphocytes
+ Monocytes
+ Eosinophils
+ Basophils
+ Immature granulocytes
+ Erythropoietin (EPO)
+ ABO/Rh typing
Hormonal
+ Thyroid panel with TSH
+ Free T4
+ Testosterone
+ Dihydrotestosterone (DHT)
+ 5α-DHT
+ Prolactin
+ Estradiol
+ LH
+ FSH
+ Estrone (E1)
+ Estriol (E3)
+ Androstenedione
+ Androsterone
+ 5β-Androstanediol
+ Etiocholanolone
+ Cortisol
+ Cortisone
+ DHEA
+ DHEA-S
+ Pregnenolone
+ IGF-1
+ Melatonin (6-hydroxymelatonin sulfate)
Metabolic
+ Glucose
+ Insulin
+ Hemoglobin A1c
+ α-Hydroxybutyrate
+ β-Hydroxybutyrate
+ Uric acid
Kidney
+ BUN
+ Creatinine
+ eGFR
+ BUN/Creatinine ratio
+ Cystatin C
+ Urinalysis (specific gravity, pH, color, appearance, leukocyte esterase, protein, glucose, ketones, occult blood, bilirubin, urobilinogen, nitrite, WBC [hpf], RBC [hpf], epithelial cells, casts, bacteria)
+ Albumin/Creatinine ratio
Pancreatic
+ Total protein
+ Albumin
+ Globulin
+ Total bilirubin
+ Alkaline phosphatase
+ AST
+ ALT
+ GGT
+ Amylase
+ Lipase
Minerals
+ Sodium
+ Potassium
+ Chloride
+ CO₂ (bicarbonate)
+ Calcium
+ Magnesium
+ Iron
+ TIBC
+ UIBC
+ Iron saturation
+ Ferritin
+ Zinc
Vitamins
+ Vitamin B12
+ 25-hydroxy Vitamin D
+ Coenzyme Q10
+ α-Tocopherol
+ β-Carotene
+ Glutathione
+ Total glutathione
Amino Acids
+ Cysteine
+ Methionine
+ Taurine
+ Glycine
+ Serine
+ Threonine
+ Alanine
+ Valine
+ Leucine
+ Isoleucine
+ Phenylalanine
+ Tyrosine
+ Tryptophan
Inflammation
+ Interleukin-6 (IL-6)
+ Interleukin-10 (IL-10)
+ Tumor Necrosis Factor-α (TNF-α)
+ Rheumatoid factor (RF)
+ ANA by IFA
+ Calprotectin (GI inflammation),
+ Secretory IgA (mucosal immunity)
Neurology
+ P-tau217
+ Epinephrine metabolites (metanephrine, normetanephrine)
+ Homovanillate (HVA)
+ Vanilmandelate (VMA)
+ 5-Hydroxyindoleacetate (5-HIAA)
Toxicology
+ Lead
+ Lithium
Urology
+ PSA total
Fertility
+ Total Motile Count
+ Sample Volume
+ Concentration
+ Motility
+ Morphology
+ Count
Metabolomics
+ Citrate
+ cis-Aconitate
+ Isocitrate
+ α-Ketoglutarate
+ Succinate
+ Fumarate
+ Malate
+ Pyruvate
+ Lactate
+ 2-Hydroxyglutarate,
+ Hydroxymethylglutarate,
+ 3-Methylglutaconate,
+ 2-Methylsuccinate
+ Formiminoglutamate (FIGLU),
+ Methylmalonate (MMA),
+ Xanthurenate
+ Kynurenate,
+ Quinolinic acid
+ Glucarate,
+ 8-Hydroxy-2′-deoxyguanosine (8-OHdG),
+ Pyroglutamate
+ 3-Hydroxyphenylacetate,
+ 4-Hydroxyphenylacetate,
+ 2-Hydroxyphenylacetic acid
+ 4-Cresol,
+ p-Hydroxybenzoate,
+ Benzoate,
+ Hippurate/Hippuric acid
+ Phenylacetate/Phenylacetic acid,
+ Indoleacetate/Indoleacetic acid
+ Arabinose,
+ Citramalic acid,
+ α-Hydroxyisobutyric acid
Microbiome
+ Bacteroides fragilis
+ Bacteroides vulgatus
+ Faecalibacterium prausnitzii
+ Akkermansia muciniphila
+ Roseburia spp.
+ Eubacterium rectale
+ Lactobacillus spp.
+ Bifidobacterium spp.
+ Escherichia coli
+ Clostridium difficile
+ Enterococcus faecalis
+ Candida albicans
+ Saccharomyces boulardii
+ Prevotella copri
+ Ruminococcus spp.
+ Methanobrevibacter smithii
+ Blautia spp.
+ Proteobacteria spp.
+ Firmicutes/Bacteroidetes ratio
+ Beta-glucuronidase
+ Butyrate
+ Propionate
+ Acetate
Aging & Epigenetics
+ Telomere length
+ Relative telomerase activity
+ DNA methylation age
+ DNA methylation levels at CpG sites associated with biological aging
+ Glucocorticoid receptor methylation (NR3C1)
+ SIRT1 methylation
+ MTOR methylation
+ Oxidative stress response genes (NFE2L2 promoter methylation)
Cognitive
+ Brain age score
+ Functional connectivity strength
+ Global connectivity index
+ Hemodynamic response amplitude
+ Hemodynamic response latency
+ Resting-state oxygenated hemoglobin (HbO) concentration
+ Resting-state deoxygenated hemoglobin (HbR) concentration
+ Total hemoglobin (HbT) concentration
+ Oxygen saturation (O₂Sat)
+ Cerebral blood volume (CBV)
+ Cerebral blood flow (CBF)
+ Neurovascular coupling index
+ Prefrontal cortex oxygenation
+ Parietal cortex oxygenation
+ Temporal cortex oxygenation
+ Occipital cortex oxygenation
+ Task-evoked hemodynamic response (HbO/HbR)
+ Temporal autocorrelation of hemodynamics
+ Functional brain network modularity
+ Inter-regional coherence
+ Brain lateralization index
+ Oscillatory power (slow cortical fluctuations)
+ Phase synchronization index
+ Mean reaction time (during cognitive tasks)
+ Reaction time variability
+ Heart-rate variability (HRV)
+ Resting heart rate
Jamie | jmrz.bsky.social retweeted
I know we old farts hate change but the new Bureau of Meteorology site is a dog's dinner.
I am currently looking after two additional cats, one of which is a massive polydactyl Maine Coon called Goose. Salem isn't a small cat, he's 8kg and big. Goose makes him look like a tiny baby. I can't get over it.
ALT Two cats are sharing a churu treat. The cat on the left is a large black tabby / tortie cat and the one on the right is an absolutely gigantic tabby Maine Coon.
Jamie | jmrz.bsky.social retweeted
HIS LOVE WAS THE KEY THAT OPENED HER HHHHHWHAT?????? #TSTheLifeofaShowgirl
For the Aussie Halsies: anyone looking for a @halsey GA Brisbane ticket, I'm selling mine for face value.
Can transfer through ticketmaster :)
Tickets for both Sydney and Melbourne @halsey shows secured!!!
If anyone needs a Brisbane GA ticket, I'll be selling mine. I don't think I can do Brisbane in Feb, being a POTS girlie lol.
Jamie | jmrz.bsky.social retweeted
funds needed please :(
Just picked up this sweet stray who was likely hit by a car, can't walk and very weak. Just making biscuits and purring and whimpering :(
we're at the hospital now, please donate if you can. I'd like to give him a chance
Paypal: paypal.com/donate/?hosted_bu…
Tickets for both Sydney and Melbourne @halsey shows secured!!!
If anyone needs a Brisbane GA ticket, I'll be selling mine. I don't think I can do Brisbane in Feb, being a POTS girlie lol.
Jamie | jmrz.bsky.social retweeted
if i looked this hot in a photo i too would create a 4 hour mysterious countdown just to share it
The Life of a Showgirl: The Shiny Bug Vinyl Collection is available now on my site for 48 hours❤️🔥
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Album Producers: Max Martin, Shellback and Taylor Swift
📸: Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott
