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Jack Morley

@jmorley55

Law bits and bobs. Views my own.

 London, England
Joined October 2010
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My Honest CV Interests Going to bed. Eating cheese (even though I’m lactose intolerant). Coffee. Sitting. Purchasing useless home wear. House plants. Gin. Overhearing arguments on the bus. Dinosaurs. Memes. TikTok. Shows about murder and/or crime (+anything Theroux).
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Zak 🇪🇸
@ZG1999_Nov 4
Sure, the midterms are fun but Trump losing the very essence of his Presidency would slap more if he was in a repurposed Sports Hall at 3am in Wigan
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceSep 12
Riddle me this. If somebody donates £36 million to a political party and £5 million to its leader, how is the £5 million not political? Asking for a parliamentary standards commissioner.
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorganSep 3
So disgusting. You’re the son of Sri Lankan Muslim immigrants to the UK, you racist clown.
Zia Yusuf (@ZiaYusufUK) profile pictureZia Yusuf
@ZiaYusufUKSep 2
The front runner being foisted on the people of Holborn by Labour to replace the former Prime Minister Keir Starmer in our Parliament was born in Somalia. Do you understand what’s happening?
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me at all points east when girl so confusing started playing
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Tony D'Orazio
@TonyForLPAug 16
Under Shakira Law: - all breasts are only allowed to be small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains. - hips are not allowed to lie. What other laws am I missing?
Rep. Jack Kimble (@RepJackKimble) profile pictureRep. Jack Kimble
@RepJackKimble9 Nov 2025
Mark my words, NYC is heading for Shakira Law
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If Count Binface ends Nigel Farage’s political career in this silly hissyfit unnecessary by-election it will be the single greatest moment in British politics
Count Binface (@CountBinface) profile pictureCount Binface
@CountBinfaceJul 7
Game on, Nige.
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Jon Brady
@_jonbradyJul 8
BBC: "have you ever been to Clacton?" @CountBinface: "no, because I understand from the current incumbent that is part of how you do the job." politics is BACK, baby
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Single funniest thing a Chancellor has ever said 🤣
Rachel Reeves (@RachelReevesMP) profile pictureRachel Reeves
@RachelReevesMPJul 8
I will accept Nigel Farage’s request to be appointed Steward and Bailiff of the Manor of Northstead. It is a farce and a desperate distraction, and the people of Clacton deserve better. But if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won't stop him.
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Count Binface
@CountBinfaceJul 7
Game on, Nige.
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Watching the football last night - some thoughts . They talk about how old a player is and how it’s maybe his last World Cup and then you find out he’s bloody 31! “The journeyman from Villa, plagued by knee problems his entire lengthy career.” Then say they’re 30. 1/2
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Well this got me thinking. Simon Cowell gaslit me as a child. As I was convinced the over 25s on the X Factor were ancient. Practically at deaths door not 27 (how old Matt Cardle was when he won). I’D BE AN OVER 25 NOW 😩
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Complaining about nightlife when you *checks notes* choose to live in Soho is like living in South Kensington and complaining about the museums.

Or moving to Hackney and grumbling about creatives. Living in Richmond and hating green space. 

It's all getting a bit silly, isn't it?
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Charli
@charli_xcxJun 7
happy 2nd birthday to Brat! fuck the haters, your influence is undeniable xx
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My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺
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putasinghonit@putasinghonitJan 20
Hi, @10DowningStreet, is there going to be a COBRA meeting today to discuss how we, as a nation, handle the Beckham situation?
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Image from Ineluctable Chris (@BoveFromAbove)
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The way this tickled both my political and gay brain
Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) profile pictureFergus Craig@FergusCraigJan 15
Tories and Reform starting to look like that brief period where there were two competing line ups of the Sugarbabes operating at the same time.
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I’d rather bathe in a bath of razor blades than have to sit through any of “The Liz Truss Show”.
Liz Truss (@trussliz) profile pictureLiz Truss
@trussliz4 Dec 2025
They tried to silence her. They failed. The Liz Truss Show — December 5th. It’s time to fight for the West.
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What do you mean 31 (eek nearly 32) is too old for my mother to buy me an advent calendar!?
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