John Kolm (@jmkolm) profile picture

Author, cartoonist, company CEO

Maryland USA
Joined September 2009
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Just returned @Garmin Edge 530 bike computer to Amazon. What a piece of junk, @GarminFitness @GarminCycling @GarminOutdoor. Review at amazon.com/gp/customer-revie… .
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Price gouge alert - Just rented a small truck from @UHaul_Cares @uhaul for ONE SIXTH of what @EnterpriseWay @enterprisecares is trying to price gouge right now, using the "chip shortage" as as excuse.
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Hey @FedEx , nothing says you couldn't care less about your customers more than fobbing them off on a "vitrual assistant".
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We're on a new diet, just order from @DoorDash and they don't deliver.
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I tried @doordash. They are useless. The only thing more useless is @DoorDash_Help . @Grubhub was a pleasure to order from.
Check out the latest @AOCrows STEM blog post from @AOCCapClub's own #STEM Chair, Leslie Gruis: "How are a Bicycle’s Translational and Rotational Motion Related?" crows.org/blogpost/1685693/3…
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Let's stop pretending that there's a secret universal definition of leadership locked away in a safe somewhere. The safe is empty. teamresultsvirtual.com #teamresultsusa #teamwork #leadership #simulation #kolm via @@teamresultsusa.com
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If anything is a magic bullet in team and group psychology, it's behavior. teamresultsvirtual.com #teamresultsusa #teamwork #leadership #simulation #kolm via @@teamresultsusa.com
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We have emphasized leadership too much in modern workplace rhetoric. As a result, followership is out of fashion. teamresultsvirtual.com #teamresultsusa #teamwork #leadership #simulation #kolm via @@teamresultsusa.com
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A well-known Hollywood performer gave a disastrous five-hour one-man show in New York last night. Police say he acted alone.
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It has come to our attention that the Department is making excessive use of three-letter acronyms, or TLAs. The use of TLAs and other acronyms must cease PDQ so that we can have clarity ASAP. FYI this applies... facebook.com/john.kolm.1/pos…
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Signs you might have insomnia. 1. You can't sleep.
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Sorry to interrupt, but this just in.. We are receiving reports that Santa and all his reindeer have been shot down by a Russian surface-to-air missile just over Kamchatka. Local witnesses report that venison rained down over a wide area, feeding hundreds. More as events develop.
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Saw some kids with pennies glued to their shoes, only it's Potomac so their mom used a $100 bill.
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Listening to German Christmas carols all night. Now I'm going to dream about Santa Claus invading Poland.
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There was a guy in a red suit ringing a fire bell outside the Safeway, luckily I hit him with a fire extinguisher before it got too serious.
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They don't learn, do they? Must have spoken about the Uncanny Valley effect at training conferences 50 times. msn.com/en-us/movies/news/bo…
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