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Quezon City
Joined May 2010
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Despite having an OB GYN for a wife Je doesn’t campaign on or meaningfully support universal healthcare and is a Zionist. NO
America’s first HOT president 🤞🏻
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nao to podendo me dar o luxo de ter mais sorte
bu kedi görmezden gelirsen kötü şansın olacak
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Ignoring a waving cat bring 30 years of badluck
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Ako na ginamit pang Halloween ang sablay ko...
history shows na yang mga parody ng UP students are almost, if not always, hindi naman taga-UP. And that makes sense kasi UP students know and respect the Sablay — di nyo kasi gets how hard it is to earn the privilege of wearing it kaya ganun nyo na lang kadali gawing pangcostume
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what in the generative ai youtube story
My husband assumed I couldn’t understand German, so he announced in front of his whole family that his ex-girlfriend was pregnant with his baby. They chuckled while I quietly served dinner, convinced I was clueless. Then his mother smiled and said, “Don’t worry. We’ll make her raise this child
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Kita naman na may RTS yang si Salome. Biktima pero dahil hindi nga treated, nagseself destruct at nakakadamay ng ibang babae. Grabe ang role ng disorder na yan sa pagpapalala sa patriyarka at vawc.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA PANO NYO YUN NAIISIP😭
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UKG. Iconic pa din to 😭😭😭
Choose your morning show ☀️ Unang hirit or Umagang kay Ganda?
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"wala akong crush sa kanila, ikaw yung crush ko" yung confession ni Jason kay Melai PEAK LOVE TEAM talaga. Tapos nakakatawa pa mga reaction ni melai HAHAHAHA
Quote this with yoir ALL TIME Unforgettable/favorite PBB Eksena across all editions. I’ll Start ha: I think the MOST ICONIC at hinde ko makakalimutan ever sa PBB across all editions ay yung Pagkakalat ng KUTO ni ate LOISA. Closed runner-up: YUNG eksena ni Bea Saw at Maricris. Kayo anu itey?
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one thing i hope people remember about Ate Gay is how genuinely creative her comedy is. hindi lang basta paghahalo ng random songs. there's musicality, timing, wit, and an understanding of how to make something unexpected work. she made generations of Filipinos laugh with that talent. rest in power, Ate Gay🕊️💔
PAALAM, ATE GAY 🕊️ Filipino comedian Gil Aducal Morales, also known as "Ate Gay", has passed on November 1, 2026. Rest in peace. 🙏🏼
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THE OG “MALIIIIIII” QUEEN. REST IN POWER 🕊️
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Vai ser a PIOR SEMANA da sua vida se você ignorar o gato de rua que ia todos os dias a um posto de gasolina atrás de comida e agora faz parte da equipe depois de ser adotado pelos funcionários 🥹❤️
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yes. next question
Replying to @crypt0mai
So your saying the military is a terrorist instead of the NPA rebels?
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Hindi naman natin masasabing love at first sight 'to.
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TANGINA NUNG PASAHAN NG TELEPHONE!!! they are the better lineup and banters compared sa mga comedians last season 😭👏 #LOLPHonPrime
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TANGINA MO AC HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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