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A lot of them find it intrusive when I start asking about their age, sexual identity, bank balance, and religion, but I'll do it regardless, though not irregardless 😀

Since my dad's been dead for years I think I'd start with him 😀

That's the free market at work. If there was nobody here illegally to take the jobs for less than market value farmers would have had to pay more, change working conditions, and give real benefits. Having illegal labor isn't fair to either set of workers.

True, but my guess is that anyone who didn't take their luggage has been told, "Sorry, we can't return it to you because of smoke damage- legal reasons, I'm sure you understand, but you will get a check for $18, all we're legally required to compensate you, in eight to twelve weeks." 😀

Hai Karate, Aqua Velva, and Old Spice.

Yup, that proves it- aliens are our overlords 😀