If the algorithm really knew me I would have seen a prime Chester Rodgers colts edit to Roses by now
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Elfster has stolen the fun from Christmas. Next they'll add an AI feature that just beams Amazons top 3 most popular items for your age group directly to your house
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But one game? Fate of the universe on the line or the Martians have the death beam pointed at the planet? Give me DANIEL JONES
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Let's be honest the subway 2022 administration has ran a once proud franchise into the ground. Time to bring in a proven GM and a young HC that will play our best players and get us out of the luxury tax
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Wait so you're telling me the first thing I'm supposed to do after a morning shower is to put on deodorant, an item that has encountered many sweaty armpits and never is washed. Don't fall for it kings #stinkygang
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Idea: reverse door dash. People have extra portions of their dinners (think family meal) and you can drive to their house and pick it up
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Forgot how much I love yard saleing ... Inflation marches on but those little green $1 stickers don't change
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The magic in flying on planes is gone..not because I'm old, because there's no Skymall magazine onboard anymore. Products that don't exist in real life that when you try to remember them now, fade away like an early morning dream, leaving behind only the feeling they imparted
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Me and my weedwacker upon receiving a "your grass to long" letter from the city of Indianapolis
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Nobody embodies calm in the midst of the storm like a single TJ Maxx cashier with a big line. Unshakeable, no emotions, can't be hurried
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Sometimes u gotta pick up your laptop with one hand in a weird way like you might a puppy by the back of its neck. To show it who's boss
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Fine I'll say it; belvita crackers have the world in a chokehold but are just glorified graham crackers that are socially acceptable to eat as a meal/snack
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