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Self-awarded best couch guitarist. You here spying cause I hurt your wittle feewings bout sumthing? #IFB

Joined August 2011
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Who’s a better #49ers reporter? #FTTB #SanFrancisco #NFL
7%Grant Cohn
93%Literally anybody else
15 votes • Final results
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Purdy going from great to Jimmy G to great to Jimmy G from play to play.
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I’ve never seen a running back run directly into a tackle as expertly as Kaelon Black. His vision to find a defender to tackle him is pretty incredible.
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Oh, Mike Evans’ ribs are jacked up and fractured and stuff? Aight, we should call all his routes over the middle.
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Bro. The #49ers offense is doing everything they can to lose this game.
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😂 bro. It’s just comical at this point right. Like, wanna injury? Come to the @49ers. Guaranteed immediately.
#49ers WR Dante Pettis injured his calf in Thursday's practice, per Kyle Shanahan‼️
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I think the #49ers should keep an eye on Trinidad Chambliss. He is the Kyle Shanahan prototype. Smart, quick reads, good decision maker, game based on anticipatory throws, but he has a ton of arm talent. Has the typical short and medium game that Shanahan likes, but also has the long game and mobility capabilities that have been missing. He’s not the flashiest QB, but he may be the flash that Kyle needs.
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Jed York skips the owners meeting after getting popped in a trailer park sting. Used the name Joe, pled it out in a day, team's statement is "legal matter, no further comment." We open in Australia in two weeks. The circus is undefeated.
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Anybody that thinks Candace Owens won that debate with Andrew Wilson needs a better understanding of what evidence means.
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What is going on, @USPSHelp ? This package has gone all over the place, back to the last place it came from, is still 1,000 miles away, and was supposed to be here yesterday.
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KARMELO ANTHONY DID NOT GET THE JUSTICE HE DESERVED!!! 99 years would’ve been justice.
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I’ve only ever seen CMC make a critical mistake in a football game a couple times. And both of them were instrumental in losing the most important games of the year at that point. #49ers #fttb
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LSU offered and signed the highest salary in the country to a head coach that has never won anything anywhere he’s ever been that mattered.
Good day in Baton Rouge people!
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Is @Lane_Kiffin and @OleMissFB waiting until 11:59?
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If Josh Allen were a #49er all these YouTube “content creators” like Cohn, Hensley, Naylor, etc would be talking about how he’s an “ok” top 10-15 QB after losing to the Falcons.
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What does it tell you when a writers bio after an article is longer than the article?
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How are the #49ers not losing this game 24-7 right now?
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If I were Jake Moody, I’d fire myself.
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Queue up coach yak to “report” that Jake Moody had a blocked field goal as if we all didn’t already know about it.
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