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Pronouns: Insizwa/iBhuda

eGoli
Joined July 2022
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I - too - would fight for my life to escape a country where a new tar road gets so much clout. this is insane omg.
Apo-Karshi Road in Abuja is now a tourist destination 😀 Just a smooth road and a lovely background for pictures. Nigeria 🇳🇬 is rising very fast
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The folks on the same level of wealth as that big oke don’t respect or rate him cause bazibonela ibhari nje; That’s why he likes flaunting his wealth to regular folks.
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We’re talking about work commitments and the difficulties of maintaining work/life when you have kids to fetch from school during the day & this one oke just said “the problem started when you had the child”🤚🏾😭
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indlabu and pornography.
gents, why are so many of our brothers suffering from erectile dysfunction at such a young age?😭
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Yeap, just kids handling izinto zomathandana like kids.
Is everyone involved in this story under the age of 25?
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Aowa befethu. This is unfair. What if you’re an over thinker, ergo an over dreamer…
The moment you dream about your partner cheating, it’s happening! Please don’t ever doubt that
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Relationships go a LONG WAY in the corporate space omg.
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ukujola ne nomuntu othanda ukubukwa online kuyafana nokuzikakela. What will you achieve from writing a 20 part essay ngendaba zethu online; pls man.
idk man being with someone who’d put our relationship issues/breakup out in public is up there on my list of fears bc what do you mean you’re tweeting threads about me and putting my full govy on blast? auw ngeke
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26 working days until office closure on the 15th of December. We are almost there maqabane, let’s hang in there.
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I woke up from a nap ducking and diving from bed thinking ke utlwa di gunshots kanti ke Diwali😭
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Ey this uber life ngmnqnd🧎🏾‍♂️ I genuinely look forward to the day I buy a car.
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Ngizoyazelaphi ukuthi i Sun City ikephi when I’ve spent my whole life emlazi, Durban. Come one okes-
I saw Ndile’s TikTok where he said he had no idea Sun City is in the North West, and the comments were full of people who also thought it was in Gauteng. Njani guys? 👀
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“I’d rather do an international trip than go to Foncity” unamanga, awunamali lol.
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I am very envious of people who make the jump from big 4 Audit firm to a Bank, especially when their portfolio has no banking clients. Hoping to make that jump nami soon soon, or to one of the big 4 asset managers (excl. PIC)
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“Yes! my turn, assholes.”
Umfana ofaka amacici >>>
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That lady was definitely holding Desmond back. Brother is full on doing what he loves and is in flow state, instead of fake laughing at some stupid over the top stunts.
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Interesting reads this morning, Sex where one is pretending to be raped and the other is the rapist. Interesting (derogatory). The former needs to see a psychologist and the latter needs to go to jail because niyagula ekhanda🤚🏾
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You okes don’t understand what happened with the Cape Town property market and it’s showing. Nothing of that sort will happen to Joburg.
enjoy your affordable apartment while it lasts, johannesburg, because rent is about to be 15K for a one bedroom!!!!
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Ufuna uthini ngempela because ihlangaphi ibirthday nomsebenzi. We work on our birthdays all the time, she won’t die.
Told my nanny she needs to work on Sunday the 29th as we’ll still be out of town. Uthi yena it’s her Birthday that day, angazi ufuna ngithini.
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Whenever you work from home, there’s always a broer cutting grass🫩
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