Lead Guitarist for @SundownHounds Leg Kicker for @AFCOldham

Manchester, England
Joined October 2013
Isak - sat on his own Gakpo - sat with his kid and brother Dom - sat there with 2 models getting into both of em by the end of the match 😂
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Still and forever in my top 3 funniest things I ever bloody heard, world class from Joe Wilkinson and Sean Lock is the only reason it’s not number 1 cos Sean was and is the funniest man ever to exist xitter.cf/kanch7/status/21023503…
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Archie Gray watching that Szoboszlai goal.
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Fucking weirdo goes for a hug
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Get this fucking shit off and bring back the people waving dildos and sex dolls about NOW
An exclusive song from @BenCipolla on Sky Sports News reliving some of the funniest Deadline Day moments through the past 🎶
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I had a mate who did this every time we went to a night club
Maresca trying to pick up from where Guardiola left off
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I genuinely believe a 4 day workweek with 5 to 6 hour days would change society for the better. People would be less stressed, spend more time with family and friends, and actually have the energy to enjoy life instead of just recovering from work. We'd probably end up healthier and happier because of it.
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Clark Kent gaslighting Lois Lane into believing he isn’t Superman never gets old.
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I think "get rid of curry" is going to be an incredibly hard sell to be honest mate
I went to Manchester's famous 'Curry Mile' - a street that has been transformed by mass migration. At @RestoreBritain, we will reverse mass migration. We need your vote to deliver radical change. Vote @MarlonTag for Mayor of Greater Manchester tomorrow. This is the political elite's blueprint for the rest of Britain. Unless we act now, it will mean the end of our people.
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Not the most patriotic person, but having seen the disdain the England squad have for Ed Sheeran I now want them to win the World Cup more than anything in this world
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There’s a growing Mexican community in Scotland. Ahead of the game against England, we paid some of them a visit… 18+ GambleAware
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This is fucking well funny
This video has absolutely done me in. Come on England.
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😆😹 Here's the moment Danny Murphy stopped commentating on the World Cup match and suddenly remembered his late cat, Bob.
🎙️ Danny Murphy on BBC commentary: 🗣️ "Oscar Bobb? I used to have a cat called Bob. He jumped in the back of a Royal Mail van and they lost him. Sad really. Anyway..."
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Is Tommy Robinson talking about scoring hay fever tablets in this video? Watch and let me know what you think... 🤔
🚨 Tommy Robinson was a VERY sniffy boy during his interview with Karl Stefanovic Numerous people who have worked with and spend time with Tommy have alleged extreme cocaine abuse.
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Disgusting story of a sickening rape gang. Yet it’s receiving hardly any attention from those who’ve led (rightful) outrage over the grooming rape gang scandal. I wonder why?
13 men who allegedly helped a rapist drug and abuse his wife have been named They include a paramedic and a former chief executive of a lower league football club bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnv9…
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I feel like a lot of people forgot Beckham was a great player
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It’s Adolf Sniffler
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Dear Farage fans… If he’s willing to say “up the Ra” for £86 …what do you reckon he’ll do for £5m? Well, it appears we finding out…
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Two Muslim men pulled an elderly couple and their grandson from a burning house in Leeds last Friday. You probably didn’t hear about it. Mohsin Qayyum. 22. Mohammed Yusuf Iqbal. 20. Both from Bradford. They drove past the garden. They saw the fire. They ran straight in. Sheila Robinson, the grandmother who was trapped inside, posted on social media: "My family and I will be forever grateful to these young men." Her granddaughter Kayla wrote: "Drove past the garden, seen it, and ran straight in and made sure everyone was okay without a second thought." Everyone got out. The house can be replaced. The family is alive. Every outlet that covered it called them heroes. They deserved every word. But not one headline told you they were Muslim men. We have seen this before. Two weeks ago, a teacher was stabbed in the neck protecting his pupils from a knife in his Manchester classroom. Maysum Abdullah. 27. Science teacher. LBC named him a hero. So did the Independent, the Manchester Evening News, the Mirror, the Sun. He ran towards the blade. A hero in every paper. A Muslim man in none of them. This is the pattern. When a Muslim name appears in a crime, the faith leads the headline. When a Muslim name appears in a rescue, it vanishes from the page. Now look at who that erasure clears the path for. Bradford, the same district these men come from, is now led by Reform as its largest party. One of their candidates, Daniel Devaney, topped the poll in his ward after writing on Facebook that Muslims were "pure scum" and that he wanted to "blast [them] off the face of the earth." He was not deselected. He was not suspended. He was elected. They are loud about our religion when they want to call it a threat. They are silent when that same religion sends two young men running into a fire. The book they want to criticise is the same book that commands us to save a life. "Whoever saves one life, it is as if he had saved all of mankind." — Qur'an 5:32 Qayyum and Iqbal lived that verse on a Friday in Leeds. Abdullah lived it in a Manchester classroom. And the headlines recorded the act, but erased the faith that drove it. When we are the suspect, our religion is the whole story. When we are the rescuer, it is not worth a line. Their names are Maysum Abdullah, Mohsin Qayyum, and Mohammed Yusuf Iqbal. Muslim men. Say both. Sources first comment. Report: Islamophobiauk.co.uk Keep us alive: ko-fi.com/islamophobiauk Substack: lnkd.in/d3zKbXbz IG: @islamophobiauk
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