Asked my buddy if he was coming to the bar tonight. #shrink

Iowa is deciding between shit and poop at QB right now

Justin Herbert is actually just Will Levis in disguise

Holy fucking fuck, that body of yours😍

What the fuck is Julian Sayin doing

Just got incredibly fucked up by an emo girl at sports clips. Time to kill myself!

No Iowa football, wife is going on a girls trip to Vegas, chargers 0-5 playing the chiefs, exam on Thursday, dodgers down 0-1 This how this week has me

Are the Broncos somehow worse than us?

Mike McDaniel genuinely might be worse than Roman

Give the ball to your 1st round RB, are you retarded @chargers

Bonus part to dismantling that Washington team last night is I can just enjoy good football today completely stress free

Keelon Russell has a YAM on his face dude 🤣

This defense is atrocious to watch

Defense is dead ass digging in their butt

Defense decided the game was over?

Taking a brief pause from #browntown and #hanktrain to rally behind our guy. Time for Heck to lead the Manifest Destiny

That #1 pick is the Chargers

Holy shit Justin Herbert is so ass

Deshaun Watson legacy drive

That is not PI

Tweeted this and then dude immediately has 2 turnovers #cursed