jacob h

i feel like everyone that has come in today can tell i’m hungover and is doing their best to make it worse

daylight savings time is sunday we are BACK

it’s 70 degrees get me to bodega NOW

in el dorado and the car next to me is blasting a Russ song….. the dream of 2016 is alive my god

telling a grown man he can’t have 10 vegas bombs in 30 minutes can’t possibly be my job and yet-

it’s 1995

yes. a bar being 21+ does include your infant. you are an unfit parent.

GO HOME IT IS THANKSGIVING STOP DOING SHOTS

lady olenna tyrell fancam 100 hours

and just like that the dems are back on top!! 🤧

halloween immediately followed by daylight savings time is a war crime and i will have justice

november time to watch lotr and goh and star wars and secrets of nihm and courage the cowardly dog and peanuts

monthly draft dumb don’t look too long at these

had a guy w an israeli ID today and i couldn’t fill his water w a clear conscious

having a shot of fernet and a highlife while eating burger a regular made 6 hours ago at 4am after a 13 hour shift. i am absolutely servermaxxing

“got me thinking bout a driveway with a basketball hoop” LMFAO

having a pickled egg at a dive bar

the difference in reaction between facebook and twitter is making me insane