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Carry your papa go hospital make them check him prostate, check him blood sugar.
A stitch in time saves wetin again. – at Lagos, Nigeria
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Genuinely the first season I can remember where I’ve had no motivation to watch other Premier League games, really.
Are United just so rubbish that I don’t care enough to see if our rivals drop points?
Whatever it is, it’s boring. I miss the sport.
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Omo this is one thing I’m grateful to God that i didn’t experience in university. I was already a millionaire in my year one and i was still earning monthly salary plus pocket money from my parents. Everywhere stew.
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They’ll tell you nothing special about their parents paying 2m per year for each of their four children for 4yrs
met this girl that called me handsome, asked for my ig, followed me, is consistently one of the first viewers of my stories, has been the first like on every pic I’ve posted since I met her (last week Saturday). But when I text her it’s *seen 8hrs ago*, *seen on Thursday*
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The thing is Xabi identified all the problems in the team
1. Valverde is better as RB or RWB
2. Vini is not a guaranteed starter
3. Jude is not a number 10 but a CM
4. Arda should be a 10 or have a more free role
5. Needed a DLP and Zubimendi was cheap on the market that time
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I have a theory about footballers like Madueke and Chukwueze.
Play them where they're on their natural foot. It gives them less room for manoeuvre. They are limited to efficiency because the only option is to be very direct. You aren't cutting in and out and getting too excited.
Madueke’s future may just be on the left. If he optimizes his game there, I think it may be his next evolution.
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Some of you will go to this church to “see for yourself” and end up being recruited sha .
I didn’t go keh ?🤣🤣🤣🤣
I went , church service started at exactly 11:33am
After service I had the opportunity to speak to Usen MJ about the whole twitter dragging and after our discussion, I realized something.
I pity the life of y’all dragging him, he’s Usen MJ, God’s gist partner and his right hand man.
This one no dey forgive o. God fit still forgive you based on his nature, but i don’t think Usen MJ get forgiving spirit, he will just make you run mad.
You literally don't know this man, and that’s because he no dey flaunt his doings. Usen mj is made for life. He is God’s gist partner and things God tells him, you cannot get to know in your lifetime.
Una go just come online dey talk rubbish about people una no get idea about. Her properties for heaven and earth alone worth trillions.
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So Carrick decides to bring on Mazraoui and instructs him to play at CB when Yoro is already on the field? And Mazraoui is a RB, so why play Yoro at RB who is a CB? What happens when you become Manchester United coach? Do you suddenly become clueless?
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Manchester United are really killing banter. Even my enemies are tired of laughing at me, it’s not meant to be every day
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Arteta's System would make Haaland look like chamakh bro.
No serious attacker should be thinking of actually playing for him.
Yes some of our forwards are crap but the overall system does them no favours whatsoever









































