Jason Follas

If my team had a swear jar, I think it would be overflowing today.

Are we sure this smoke is from Canadian wildfires? It smells like hot garbage outside, not maple syrup!

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I'd love to have Nvidia's business model. Keep launching products that you don't ever need to deliver because... We'll, you know, tricky logistics have limited the global inventory.

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Always surprised when I see @markrendle and he doesn't look anything like Statler from The Muppets. ;)

Looks like September 2020 is being written by George R. R. Martin.

Apple: PCs are inferior because you have to press CTRL-ALT-DEL. I mean, what's up with that?! Also Apple: Need to reset your PRAM? Use this easy to remember keypress: CMD-OPTION-P-R

Wow, so much thunder outside right now! No, wait... the 4th of July is next week, so that's just backyard fireworks.

Well, after 3.5 years, my Ecobee 3 stopped working (will not turn the fan on). It had a 3-year warranty. :-/ Trying Nest now.

Why am I suddenly afraid that "police-free future" means martial law?

Which will happen first: A Coup d'État or America's Tiananmen Square? Both seem equally likely at this point...

Who knew that Audio/Visual would be the toughest part of docking with ISS?! :D

I keep seeing SBCs being marketed to me as "Raspberry Pi rivals". Sorry, but for me, the RasPi competes on price, not just form factor. Unless your price point is at or below the RasPi's, you're not really in the same class.

What the media really thinks when they hear Trump is self-medicating with hydroxychloroquine...

Wonder how much time/productivity is wasted by mandatory password changes?

You should wear a mask while patronizing bars and restaurants? Umm...

Logging 50 hours of driving per 16 year old twin so they can get their license is a lot of hours for me in a car! (I only needed 40 hours for my pilot license!)

Wonder how many people throw away their Nielsen Survey mailers without opening them, thinking it's junk mail? Bold move to blindly send $2 in cash out in the mail.