Retired Compound Archer,Professional Cake & Biscuit muncher, Founder member of The #Borkfest Club, & YPLAC Hunter,

Small Town in Europe
Joined May 2009
Well that's the Toast demolished, now to swim in a bowl of coffee! #heaven
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#StayAtHomeAndStaySafe starting 3 weeks ago when the rest of world implored us to!
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Hmmm a mid afternoon fruit Club biscuit don’t mind if I do ! 👍🍪
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No 1 Son is back home from Aldi, security guard told him not to use his phone, are they frightened customers are ringing people to tell them they’ve got stock in ? #jobswotprth
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It’s like Animal Farm, “ All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others!”#Orwell
Why we are losing the fight against the coronavirus in one picture.
To those who are about to shop, we salute you !
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J.E. Thomas retweeted
Bernard fancied something long and French #saturdaymorning
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It’s Coffee o’clock, ☕️what’s your biscuit of choice ? 🤔
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Gove looks like a rabbit that’s been lamped ! #clueless
Terrific question asking about regret in underfunding the NHS for years
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Morning Campers, & fellow inmates of the Village,day two in the bungalow, it’s like being Number Six 😳 there is no escape ! #Iamnotanumber
Morning Munchers Nibblers,😉greetings from the village, remember there is no escape ! Just don’t call me Number Six
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Bet schofield & Willoughby are already tested as I tweet !
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Alright, I can’t sleep, whose up for a game of I Spy!
Pity we can’t all have a test! “ we’re all in it together”
Following medical advice, I was advised to test for #Coronavirus. I‘ve tested positive. Thankfully my symptoms are mild and I’m working from home & self-isolating. Vital we follow the advice to protect our NHS & save lives #StayHomeSaveLives
My scheduled release date is 27th June it’ll fly by he says optimistically 😷.
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Think I’ll kill some time with a power nap 💤
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Contacted by GP, I am now having to lock myself away for 3 months I’m gonna go spare ! 😬😷
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J.E. Thomas retweeted
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