jewish mother to the world & #HJB. feminist. bookworm. native Washingtonian. social lead @jfederations. opinions are my own. she/her/hers

DC
Joined September 2007
My mantra today:
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Apparently the kids ARE still on Twitter?
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jessica lazar bates retweeted
Vaccines are good. Anti-depressants are good. Modern medicine is good. Fluoride in water is safe and protects teeth.
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And poof, former Xperts in other topics become Xperts in pagers, cellphones, battery, explosive, electronic warfare, bomb disposal, bomb sniffing dogs.
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I taught HJB “less yapping more mewing” and now he’s twisting it and calling me OHIO
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To the unnecessarily loud lady at DCA who kept saying she was at Dulles, who drunkenly blessed me and then left a note for our server that she should vote for TFG … may you have the day you deserve
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Half awake, shopping for makeup and jewelry - as one does
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jessica lazar bates retweeted
My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.
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This is going to ruin the tour
President Biden is vaccinated, boosted, and he is experiencing mild symptoms following a positive COVID-19 test.  He will be returning to Delaware where he will self-isolate and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time. A note from @POTUS' Doctor: The President presented this afternoon with upper respiratory symptoms, to include rhinorhea (runny nose) and non-productive cough, with general mailaise. He felt okay for his first event of the day, but given that he was not feeling better, point of care testing for COVID-19 was conducted, and the results were positive for the COVID-19 virus. Given this, the President will be self-isolating in accordance with CDC guidance for symptomatic individuals.  PCR confirmation testing will be pending. His symptoms remain mild, his respiratory rate is normal at 16, his temperature is normal at 97.8 and his pulse oximetry is normal at 97%. The President has received his first dose of Paxlovid. He will be self-isolating at his home in Rehoboth.
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Happy my birthday yall
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jessica lazar bates retweeted
After all the clips from Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker’s speech at Benedictine College, here's the response
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One thing this platform is good for: confirming that there was indeed an earthquake in NYC just now
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jessica lazar bates retweeted
JUST CONFIRMED VIA @wusa9: Stumpy will be transplanted to the arboretum and propagated, and his “clones” will be replanted along the tidal basin!! WE WON 🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🫶 – at Silver Spring, MD
Stumpy. The little Cherry Blossom that refuses to die, will soon be bulldozed by ⁦@NationalMallNPS⁩ as they rebuild a sea wall. This one should be transplanted. #savestumpy
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Wordle 992 2/6* ⬛🟩⬛🟩⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Woah
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screaming into the void
Hey DC, when you’re feeling stressed, how do you ground yourself?
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absolutely fuckin bonkers.
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A full length denim jean skirt is not a good look for anyone.
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