I am a high school graduate with one bowling trophy.
Michigan, USA
Joined March 2009
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Rewatching The Insider…it’s very well made but it’s funny that it’s a thriller about whether or not a guy will go on 60 Minutes to say cigarettes are bad for you.
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Gotta respect it. Don’t fuck with my food.
These two giant turtles have been fighting each other for more than 120 years.
According to the zoo, one turtle stole the other’s food 120 years ago, and since that day they became enemies.
There hasn’t been a single day where they don’t fight for 2–3 minutes😂
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The video shows sulcata tortoises fighting over territory at Taipei Zoo in 2025; there is no evidence of a 120-year feud or food theft. taipeitimes.com/News/taiwan/ar…
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Watching Complete Unknown. It’s funny that there was a time when money grubbing showbiz guys would sit in the back of folk music shows and be like, “Yes. YES! Cha Ching!”
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They should do Big Night 2 but now it’s the 80’s and they think Brian Setzer is coming to dinner.
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I thought I lost my water bottle so I bought a new one but then I found the first one so now I have two water bottles. My life is so crazy. Can you handle it? Am I cancelled now???
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For some reason, I thought I was supposed to go to my niece’s bridal shower and then I showed up and it was all women and they were like what’re you doing here?
I an the designated driver at a bowling alley and only just now realized that hanging out at the bowling alley sucks ass!
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This used to be a comedy club that still owes me $300 so I am urging this restaurant to send me my money.
Rizzoli & Isles is playing on the TV here and I just overheard the line:
“I loved her!”
“Well then why did you blow her up?”
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