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Jesper

@jesperalek

Skeiv lærer som følger HamKam og Storhamar Håndball. Eurovision-entusiast. Sett til sammen 70 sesonger Survivor og Big Brother USA. Bruker Twitter mest til FPL.

 Oslo, Norge
Joined July 2015
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Cupen anno 2026 (som er cupen 2027, tror jeg?) oppsummert:
HamKam (@HamKamFotball) profile pictureHamKam@HamKamFotballOct 28
Neste runde i NM er trukket, og vi fikk hjemmekamp mot Aalesund i 4. runde. Kampen spilles en eller annen gang i 2027 eller 2028.
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It makes so much sense why people dislike Dee and Devens now. They just don’t understand them. Dee and Devens are just playing hard, they’re invested right now, but they’re just joking at being mad for the rest of their lives. It’s just a game #BB28
🌼 Tara 🌼 (@tarebear120) profile picture🌼 Tara 🌼@tarebear120Sep 20
Dee and Devens' arrogance is what makes them so unlikeable to me. Dee has said several times in the last 24 hours that if her or Devens don't win this game she will be mad for the rest of her life...in her mind they're the only ones that deserve to win. #BB28
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Landslagsguttas running gag med køddeuttalelse lever videre
Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) profile pictureBrentford FC
@BrentfordFCSep 2
The 2026/27 Brentford 🐝
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Gay marriage is legal in 39 countries child marriage is legal in 110 countries. But sure, lets make Queer people the problem.
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Watching the season back will be such a wild ride for Drew once the time comes #BB28
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I’m surprised Mallory chose Melody to be her partner in this punishment! It doesn’t seem very strategic at all & I think she missed a huge opportunity to choose Dee. #bb28
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I feel like a lot of people aren’t seeing how Devens holding a diamond POV effectively ensures a vets steamroll. Tjw first person from the newbie side winning HoH and target the vets will have it overthrown. This is very bad for the season #BB2
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Not Lyric voting to evict Rome only for it to be a 12-1 vote anyways😭 #BB28
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VM forener verden! Det messer Tom Cruise om i en svulstig tale rett før VM-finalen. Samtidig smeller bombene i Iran. USA er en klovnenasjon. Et shitshow uten like. Sportsvasking av verste sort.
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I cannot wait to see this nomination ceremony in full. The few minutes we got on the feed was pure gold #BB28
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Søren Wærenskjold! Idrettsnasjonen Norge!
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“They can basically pick and choose what decision they want to come to». Ben Foster is SPOT ON. VAR = more corruption. Less football.
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Men dere, selv om det var kjipt å ryke ut og sånn, så er det jo befriende at vi slipper alt fokuset på dommeravgjørelser slik vi ville hatt for 10 år siden, uten VAR. Sant?
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The Norwegian goal kick hit an overhead cable and fell right in front of an England player and seconds later they converted for a goal. (Great by Bellingham.) No call, not reviewable?! But as we know, sometimes things can suddenly are reviewable and reversible...
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Jeg blir fysisk kvalm om England eller Argentina vinner VM. Heia Frankrike/Spania!
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Jeg er sykt glad i fotball men nå orker jeg ikke mer VAR, snakk om å drepe fotballen
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They actually said this on Fox news today. It's like another dimension 😵‍💫
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There’s nothing better than a team celebration 🥳 Rien de mieux qu’une célébration d’équipe 🤣 #TDF2026
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"Straight people never make their sexuality their entire personality" THEY DO. THEY LITERALLY DO IT EVERYDAY. ITS THE REASON WHY I HAVE TO SEE SO MANY STUPID TAKES ON MY TL ABOUT PAYING FOR DATES, IF WIPING THEIR ASS OR DRINKING WATER IS OK AS A STRAIGHT MAN
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Tenk å få dette til å handle om USA. Blir det mer amerikansk?
Mapz (@soulflows_F) profile pictureMapz
@soulflows_FJun 23
Only the U.S. can guarantee visitors this level of fun and excitement. The 2026 World Cup has been incredible, thanks to world-class facilities, some of the best stadiums on the planet, and a welcoming environment that allows players and fans to enjoy the tournament to the fullest. From the infrastructure to the matchday experience, the USA has set a new standard for hosting a World Cup. 🇺🇸⚽️
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