Joined March 2009
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I think about this all the time
Twitter turns 20. What is your favorite tweet of all time?
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Locked inside a bedroom at motel 6 blasting Madonna Erotica on repeat &rolling around in a Prada bodysuit at 2am
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Celine Dion has come out in support of farmers by removing all the consonants from her name.
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She looks so good for 100 omg
Festive! 1️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ 🎄🎁 #Grateful
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She's all of us 🥹🌹🎀✨️
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Ariana Grande bonding with Hillary Clinton.
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Memorial day, labor day, veterans day chile idk
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Real Hot Aquarian Shit ♒️ @theestallion
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus shares video singing along to “360” by Charli xcx: “I have a feeling I’m brat @charli_xcx”
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I’m nervous that if we get a sympathy is a knife Taylor remix it will be too thrilling for me and I’m going to bite down on the cyanide capsule I have in my molar
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"Britney Spears has meant so much to me forever. I'm a forever Britney stan." — Blake Lively.
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Hello
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fiona xcx is a brat… duh
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Rebecca Moore the cock destroyer hanging out of a window saying it's Sunday a day of rest but not for me
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The only good thing that whiteness has ever done is give us Drops of Jupiter, a song that— against all odds, reason, expectations, and logic—absolutely fucking slaps. I’m not open to discussing my position any further
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Stomping around the city on this stunbelievable day, in an outfit so slutty that a middle-aged woman scoffed at me on the street so loud that I heard her over Gangsta Bitch Music Volume 1 blasting in my headphones, I just found and returned a lost cat, the world spins madly on
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Everything reminds me of him 😢
Replying to @JamesLucasIT
6. The eye of the Earth, Croatia
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Every goddamn time the Consumer Value Store wit these brown paper bags pushes me out on the street aggressively radiating Wes Anderson movie main character energy you’d think I had mad baguettes on me but alas, lube and butterscotch krimpets
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