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Lennie

@jerryorbach

I'm not a cop, but I play one on TV. This is a parody account, mostly #lawandorder jokes.

Joined November 2009
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If there’s some scandal behind this divorce does that mean we have to call it Gatesgate
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I’d love for whoever wrote this to explain to me how Juneteenth and Pride are not political.
Max Tani (@maxwelltani) profile pictureMax Tani@maxwelltani3 May 2021
Memo from Washington Post managing editors to employees today outlining the "festivals and parades" staff are permitted to participate in, as well as the events they are prohibited from participating in.
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If there is one person we can trust to be accurate about death records...
Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry. (@naomirwolf) profile pictureDr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry.
@naomirwolf30 Apr 2021
Replying to @naomirwolf
8/the PCR tests and death records in ME as part of discovery!! @goddek. In spite of inspiring rally, lawsuit, I was heartbroken. ME statehouse is CLOSED!! Legislators meet in Civic Center where citizens can’t see what is happening! Rep Rudnicki knocks on Gov Mills’ door
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Really Simon & Schuster, Hawley wasn’t enough, you trying to give Jenna a book deal?
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Have a good life y’all, he’ll see you soon in hell.
This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen? The Boston mayor, in New York? What????
Mayor Marty Walsh (@marty_walsh) profile pictureMayor Marty Walsh@marty_walsh31 Dec 2020
What do @JLo, @pitbull, @cyndilauper, and I have in common? We’ll all ringing in the #NewYear with @OneTimesSquareNYC and @TimesSquareNYC. Watch the #BallDrop and welcome #2021 with us tonight.
Is nobody in that press room gonna say “every single one of the last four presidents has had to deal with an epidemic, you absolutely could’ve seen this coming.” #TrumpPressBriefing
He sounds sick or stoned. #TrumpPressBriefing
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No, I don’t like this game because mine is R Kelly & nooo fucking thanks.
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If you are sending an email newsletter right now and you have the subject line “it’s been a hella good month”.... READ THE ROOM @MyUNiDAYS
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What the actual fuck is this
NYT Metro (@NYTMetro) profile pictureNYT Metro@NYTMetro17 Mar 2020
"Will a country that is still bitter about bailing out banks and airlines in the last financial crisis be ready to bail out ramen-yas, pupuserias, vegan sandwich counters, dosa vendors and natural wine bars?" nyti.ms/2WpWMuJ
We told you clearly we’d kill you with our plan, so A+ for comms!
Ryan Heath (@politicoryan) profile pictureRyan Heath
@politicoryan16 Mar 2020
Replying to @politicoryan
COMMUNICATION — U.K.: Their plan's been out of step with WHO advice, but Boris Johnson has leveled with people about the scale of the threat. No false optimism, only clear message that many will die without decisive action + admitted 80% may get the virus bbc.com/news/uk-51730686
Coronavirus: Hospital patients to be seen via video link

Coronavirus: Hospital patients to be seen via video link

Move to reduce the transmission of coronavirus in hospitals comes as hand-washing ad campaign begins.

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You know what would be super useful right now? One of those amazing blood machines you invested in! That didn’t turn out to be a scam or anything... but we should totally trust your judgment now right? And not, you know, infectious disease researchers and epidemiologists.
Tim Draper (@TimDraper) profile pictureTim Draper
@TimDraper14 Mar 2020
The fear is far worse than the virus. The governments have it wrong. Stay open for business. If not, so many more people will die from a crashing economy than from this virus. #corona #dustbowl #food #clothing #shelter
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DOINK DOINK
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I miss those eyebrows. Get ‘em @samwaterston
The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) profile pictureThe Boston Globe
@BostonGlobe18 Oct 2019
With fellow actor Sam Waterston, Jane Fonda was one of 17 climate protesters arrested for alleged unlawful demonstration Friday. bos.gl/3HYqLYJ
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1969 23rd @TheTonyAwards - Jerry Orbach won Best Performance by a Leading Actor in a Musical for “Promises, Promises” #OnThisDay @jerryorbach – at Bristol, England
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So in 3 days I won’t remember this because you didn’t pair it with an image.
HubSpot (@HubSpot) profile pictureHubSpot
@HubSpot15 Apr 2019
When people hear information, they're likely to remember only 10% of that information three days later. However, if a relevant image is paired with that same information, people retained 65% of the information three days later.
Wait he’s real? Jan Brady wasn’t lying?
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Since #AuntBecky is cancelled, can we throw Uncle Jesse in, too. gawker.com/034511/stamos-a-t…
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Why the fuck is CNN paying Chris Cillizza to fucking talk about PEOPLE DRINKING WATER DURING REBUTTALS. What the fuck is this? This is like a goddamn roast, how about you report the fucking news. Full Cillizza segments now? WHO ASKED FOR THIS?
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