I play music. I sold out.
Nashville, TN
Joined April 2009
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Me, ten years from now:
"Remember, like, ten years ago when white people were suddenly obsessed with pickleball?"
Tonight, I will miss seeing my favorite live band because @AerLingus gave our seats away. I only mention it because it's the final straw after months of errors, delays, and unacceptable customer service interactions.
I'm on a roll. After my layover, I nervously sat next to Tim Meadows. It's a day of inspiration (and exhaustion)!
I've now reached a state that exists between the inspirational, the exhausting, and the surreal. I get to UCB (to witness the great @MattBesser) and who should join the stage...but...Tim Meadows.
Reality of social anxiety: 5th time being on a flight with @julienrbaker. 1st time saying anything to her.
Happy Chinese New Year! Remember, this is the final deadline to take down your Christmas decorations.
A guy on my flight had a Wordpress shirt on and it turns out he works for @automattic. Sometimes I forget that people, not magic internet wizards, make the things I use every day.
Tech experts: "Don't use the same password on multiple accounts."
Same tech experts: "...unless it's your fingerprint."
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (I don't, actually. However, Twitter does and I suppose I believe them.)
This @united flight attendant refused to believe I had a seat at the front of the plane. I mean, I'm wearing shoes.
Ten years ago, Cici's pizza buffet was $4.99. With inflation, that's $5.86 in today's dollars. Can someone explain why they are curr
People complain about airport security, but @ChickfilA sauce packets are under 3 ounces, making them TSA-friendly. What am I missing?