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Joined November 2009
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Sorry if my kid growled at you at Costco this morning he just gets really excited
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
you craved discontinued items 324 times this year
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
the collective β€œawww” when her hat fell 😭😭😭
The whole crowd supporting this service dog during her graduation is the best thing ever. 13/10
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
…how the fuck am I ever gonna learn 31 new songs worth of lyrics
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I thought #Yellowstone was some cutesy western show starring Kevin Costner... I'm on episode 3 & already traumatized... I can't believe half of the things I've seen on this show πŸ₯²
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
leaving my house w only apple pay n my crocs
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, that’s history.
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Finally score a pass to the Nike company store where you get 40-50 % off of anything in the store including new drops 😩 I feel like I'm going to Disneyland πŸ˜‚
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Bruh it feel like it’s 14pm
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Bro wtf ... Take Care of Maya documentary on @netflix was gut wrenching. Wtf. This poor family and all the others out there currently going through something similar 😭
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I love love love living in Oregon, but I can't with the fucking bugs. Living in a temperate rainforest... the amount of bugs & the size of them I see daily ... THE VARIETY OF BUGS I ENCOUNTER DAILY!!! I'm not strong enough πŸ₯²
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
croisshark
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Me listening to GUTS
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smoothie season is coming to a close & it's about time for oatmeal season
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Me
β€œI want Lana Del Rey and _______ to collab”
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
a woman yesterday asked me since I’m bald, when I’m washing my face, how far back do I go before I stop.
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Autozone: Is it all wheel drive or 2? Me: Look sir I got 4 wheels on the car 😐
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𝔧𝔒𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔭π”₯𝔒𝔯 🌚 retweeted
Max. One week since you entered this world. You’re definitely my kid because the only way to calm you down is to play innerbloom by Rufus. Welcome to earth lil one. We love you
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