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Sorry if my kid growled at you at Costco this morning he just gets really excited
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you craved discontinued items 324 times this year
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β¦how the fuck am I ever gonna learn 31 new songs worth of lyrics
I thought #Yellowstone was some cutesy western show starring Kevin Costner...
I'm on episode 3 & already traumatized... I can't believe half of the things I've seen on this show
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the gossip girl thanksgiving episode where everyone got exposed while whatcha say by jason derulo is playing, thatβs history.
Finally score a pass to the Nike company store where you get
40-50 % off of anything in the store including new drops π©
I feel like I'm going to Disneyland π
Bro wtf ...
Take Care of Maya documentary on @netflix was gut wrenching.
Wtf. This poor family and all the others out there currently going through something similar
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I love love love living in Oregon, but I can't with the fucking bugs.
Living in a temperate rainforest... the amount of bugs & the size of them I see daily ...
THE VARIETY OF BUGS I ENCOUNTER DAILY!!!
I'm not strong enough π₯²
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a woman yesterday asked me since Iβm bald, when Iβm washing my face, how far back do I go before I stop.
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Autozone: Is it all wheel drive or 2?
Me: Look sir I got 4 wheels on the car π
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Max. One week since you entered this world. Youβre definitely my kid because the only way to calm you down is to play innerbloom by Rufus. Welcome to earth lil one. We love you






















