I'm not supposed to touch my face? I pulled off $100+ false eyelashes IN MY SLEEP the night I got them. Bye.
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Please tell me the blue tab means I won a million dollars @trulyseltzer
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The Starbucks barista just asked me what I was up to and I responded with "getting coffee". You can't just catch me off guard like that...
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Jen (McDaniel) Koll retweeted
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Jen (McDaniel) Koll retweeted
We didn’t make it to finals, but we’re just happy to be a part of #CheerWorlds2019 💜
If you're going to be passive aggressive behind someone's back, be sure you're confident enough to say it to their face when the time comes. 🙃⏱
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Jen (McDaniel) Koll retweeted
Happy birthday to one of my favorite people on the planet @jenmcdvt Thanks for being a great friend to me and my gals 😘🎀
Spoke too soon, the Christmas wreath lit on fire inside. Don't worry, firewoman Jen saved the day.
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Grandma wanted a puppy. This one flips and got stuck upside down, she loves it regardless. – at Roanoke, VA
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My mom just asked my uncle's Jewish friend where he got his beanie (yamaka)... – at Roanoke, VA
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5pm on the dot and here we go! Grandmas house is a strict no drinking zone. Someone is being a rebel! (Not me for once)
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Holiday story time starts now. My grandma always makes Christmas Eve dinner...I was informed today that she has decided to preorder Papa Johns pizzas instead. Here we go... – at Salem, VA
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Next time you all see @kayyydee, please ask her about the Christmas that she asked for a new phone.... – at Salem, VA
I grilled turkey burgers before I left the house and now I smell like one giant one walking around. Sorry everyone. 🦃🍔 – at Cave Spring, VA
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Update: I really needed a drink after all of that so I went to Kroger (at 5:15) and they closed at 5. So CVS boxed wine it is.
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Update: my uncle brought a friend and the friend is now sleeping in my parents' bed. – at Salem, VA
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