Designer, bike racer.
Vancouver
Joined November 2006
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I wish people cared as much about the declining arts and culture scene in Vancouver as much as they did one night of fireworks
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82 years ago today, Bob Dylan was born.
22 years ago today, MTV.com asked the dude from Sugar Ray his thoughts on Dylan turning 60.
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Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Orlando where we lay our scene
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Gun Owner Spends Another Disappointing Night Without Home Invasion bit.ly/3WbtrAS
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So last night, a friend called me. He was weeping.
He'd just lost his job at a tech startup.
The culprit? The fed turned off the free cash spigot.
This is a wakeup call to crypto, NFT, and web3 guys: It's time to start doing long Twitter threads relentlessly promoting AI.
Were you at UVic in the late 90s / early 2000s? Did you read the Martlet, the student newspaper? Nick-o-Teen was a big influence on me. He was also a film studies TA. Found my collected edition from 2000.
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triathletes: “i only use maurten gels for my race nutrition during the second half of the bike when racing an ironman 70.3 and it’s above 68 degrees outside”
ultra runners: “hell ya, i dipped that cheese quesadilla into chicken broth at mile 80” – at Illinois, USA
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For employee appreciation week my boss told our team we could pick our "treat" and asked me 1st and I immediately blurted out "ooooh a soft pretzel please" and my coworker gave me the shittiest grin as he requested 2 additional personal days, which were granted and I-
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Fun fact: landlords can currently increase rent by 2% a year.
What’s 2% of the current average Metro Vancouver rent for an entire year?
$402.
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This is one of my favourite examples of a workflow.
"How Slack decides to send a notification."
Keep this in mind the next time someone asks you to design a "simple" feature.
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Remember that ebooks were "inevitable" and print books going away was "inevitable" and any number of fools and self-proclaimed experts told me I was a luddite for disagreeing. Some smarmy bastard who actually doesn't know sh*t will always be there to say they can see the future.