Just trying to read me some tweets. Oh who am I kidding, I’m also here to post too much sigh

Killa Cali is the state murda
Joined August 2024
Replying to @bendreyfuss
If we cured psychotic violent criminals with a ham sandwich the overzealous DA would probably get the grand jury to indict the ham sandwich
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Jeff retweeted
An unmasked lesbian walks into a bar. Bartender asks “why the long COVID?”
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I just hope Ryan’s kids aren’t bullying the Jewish kid at school. You know, for Israel’s foreign policy.
According to my kids, if you post an Israeli flag emoji now, it's slang for terrible. Can't unsee that.
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“Ferragamo doesn’t make high-end crocs“ is spectacular
excuse me I must correct the record on this slander
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It’s about Israel, you see
If you feel angst about what future generations will have to grow up with, take heart knowing that it won't include the likes of Bill Maher.
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“Casting by Taron Egerton“
New look at Taron Egerton in ‘EVERYBODY WANTS TO FUCK ME’. The thriller follows a man who discovers that every woman is stalking him & wants to fuck him.
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I bet she knows what a woman is
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Damn, you didn’t have to go that hard!
WNBA team reveals new queer turtle mascot to taunt Indiana Fever star Sophie Cunningham trib.al/J1BJ9Qi
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“The Federal Government is going to take over the border, you guys”
Trump is re-labeling whole swaths of the U.S. border “defense areas” so that the military can take over. When I was at DHS, our lawyers would’ve called this “stupid” and “illegal” and “dystopian.” Because it is.
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we seem to be running an interesting experiment as to what happens when you let thousands of seemingly completely unqualified students attend an elite university and hope that it just kinda works out, at least we'll get some interesting papers out of this sfstandard.com/opinion/2026/…
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One of the main guilty acts of Fauci is not the claim that he got the COVID origin wrong at first. It's that he and his Lancet crew fabricated a certainty about COVID's origins they plainly did not possess -- due to entirely self-interested reasons (namely, their careers and reputations would be endangered if COVID had been caused by gain-of-function and other Wuhan research they funded and participated it). They then weaponized that fake, deceitful certainty to label anyone who suggested a lab leak as a racist (which never made sense, since the "wet market" theory was always the more racist one), and then also used that non-existent certainty to bully and coerce media outlets and Big Tech to aggressively censor anyone questioning or dissenting from their proclamation. The complete shutdown of debate, discussion and dissent over some of the this century's most consequential policies was one of the main crimes. That they did this not out of good faith error but crass self-advancement and self-protection made it all the worse.
Sorry but there is no real defense of Fauci. I was someone who gave him a leeway early on, but it has been clear for years that he repeatedly and intentionally misled the public at a time where maintaining the credibility of health officials was critical. One example here:
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Worst community note ever? “But” fauci said the same thing…weeks later?
I guess people are over this but Fauci should still be prosecuted for this deception. In his diary in January 2020, he says that the wet market was a super spreader but not the origin — yet publicly he claimed exactly the opposite. Tens of millions died and world history was upended. And not a single lesson learned except some wrong ones.
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It worked for me, fellas!
The most attractive thing a man can do is have very few, or ideally zero, women competing for him
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This post is killing me
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3 Year Lettermanesque performance
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MOAR DATA CENTERS NOW
If this is why RAM costs so much then I'm happy to pay the price. OH YEAH!!!
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The Anti American Rejects
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They’re trying to re-write history!
This is an ancient Greek warrior according to Christopher Nolan.
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Stunning. Brave.
I have spoken with Graham Platner about the best path forward for Maine. In light of these very serious allegations, I have recommended that he step aside.
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What terrifies me is if we accept as credible allegations of physical and sexual assault about a man with a Nazi tattoo, imagine the backlash against men with Nazi tattoos.
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