Pontifex. Time Traveler. Scientist. Mathematician. Foodie. Observer. Contrarian. Question-asker. Quiet person in a loud person's body. Professional nice guy.
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jeffster retweeted
I want to leave Matthew Perry’s own words here as the way we remember him. There will never be another like him- he lit up so many hearts in so many ways. Godspeed to Paradise!
A 79-square-mile area of Los Angeles County is under quarantine after an invasive fruit fly was found there – the first such quarantine for the pest in the Western Hemisphere, according to California officials cnn.it/3OfF4Dl
Watching the news
How do you properly pronounce his name?
Is it "PAY-LAY"? "puh-LAY"?
#Pele
Modern-day Bodhisattva:
Suffers thru normal security even tho they have TSA PreCheck just because their companions don't
🧘
Current mood:
I want to run into the forest and never come out
It's only lunchtime
I might schedule that for the afternoon
Soooo...
I started the night thinking #WeDontTalkAboutBruno would be the most interesting thing about #Oscars2022
#whatjusthappened
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jeffster retweeted
Me pausing everything I’m doing to get on twitter with everyone and talk about Will Smith throwing hands at the Oscars #whatjusthappened
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jeffster retweeted
Everyone at the Oscar’s when Will Smith assaulted Chris Rock on national television #Oscars – at Palm Springs, CA
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This image is a compilation of celebrities reacting to the 2017 best picture mixup between La La Land and Moonlight. A record of the image pre 2022 can be found here:
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Jeffster retweeted
To the people of Ukraine: Slava Ukraini.
To the people of Russia: I do not believe this war is in your name.
This crisis, this tragedy, can and must come to an end. Because the world needs a free and sovereign Ukraine.
Attitude matters!
If Monday feels like a bumbaclot,
Don't be a ruude bway
Just ask: "What would a Jamaican do?" #WWJD #everytinggonnabeirie instagram.com/p/CaPzNzpFVRz8…
At the donut shop, this family of 3 walks in. Their young son had a Harry Potter hat and scarf 🧣on, and i had my Gryffindor scarf on too🧣
I cheered "10 points for Gryffindor!!! ✊️"
And then he cheered "10 points for Gryffindor!!! ✊️"
Tripped and fell while out for a walk.
On the brightside, it's kinda nice looking up at the stars thru the trees.
Got to meet a neighbor too.
Anyway, stumble, then just get back up and keep walking 🚶♂️
Out for a jog and almost busted my 🍑
So letting everyone else know
#besafe @ Englewood, New Jersey instagram.com/p/CZGbbncgLP7T… – at Englewood, NJ
#TheExpanse Easter Egg
Look- someone labeled all of them! Aahhhhhhmazinnngggg
#TheExpanse606 #TheExpanse #ScreamingFirehawks @TheExpanseWR
I gotta be honest
It feels like it's still the same year
#2022