Security Fanatic, DevOps Guy, Open Source Enthusiast, Mensan, Half Centaur.

Joined April 2008
Replying to @jeffgeiger
Hey, the Sharpies weren’t free. This is a business.
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He wanted free speech and a town square. What he did was leave a box of Sharpies in a college bar bathroom.
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Approaching a week after a claim, and I’d heard nothing from @AHS_Warranty. Called them today and they said they’d email me an update. They were great in the past, but this is disappointing.
Jeff Geiger retweeted
Replying to @BernieSanders
@BernieSanders @SenSanders We won! My 11 yr old son chose to design his final Pinewood Derby car ever after you. He won Best of Show for his grade and overall Best of Show for the whole Salt Valley District in Nebraska. And it’s his birthday!!. #feelthebern #BernieSanders
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Wow. @DropkickMurphys killed it and showed that #COVIDー19 won’t beat us. Fantastic job. I hope more artists do the same!
HUGE update with @rocknsm 2.5 @Elastic 7.6 @Zeekurity 3 @Suricata_IDS 5 ECS eeeeerrrrryyyyyywhere New dashboards!!!! Props to @dcode, @neu5ron, and the whole ROCK team. Big thanks to @jeffgeiger for his super-human efforts to help us get over the line! mirror.rocknsm.io/isos/stabl…
Jeff Geiger retweeted
We're excited to announce that @PerchedSystems has joined Elastic to expand our training and consulting services for building advanced #cybersecurity solutions with #Elasticsearch and the #ElasticStack → go.es.io/2NpxOH1
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27 inch monitors? What is this, a steampunk art installation?
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If I’ve learned one thing from #DarkNetflix it’s that we should change our locks more often than every 33 years.
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Got a text that it was delayed when I landed. Came off the plane and it says boarding. Sprinted through HOU. No one bothered to update signs. C’mon @SouthwestAir.
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Great efforts on this release by the biggest group of collaborators yet!
We're excited to release RockNSM 2.3! Updated to @elastic 6.6.1, Zeek/Bro 2.6.1, and @Suricata_IDS 4.1.2. Added 9 new hunting dashboards and lots of new features. Release blog over at buff.ly/2U6fJOY and download at buff.ly/2NrdanV #rocknsm @Zeekurity
I don’t keep them all, but know that I love you @SouthwestAir. 😘
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There’s a party starting in my gut. It’s not the kinda party you wanna go to, but all my new friends from dinner last night are there, and they’re pretty insistent.
Jeff Geiger retweeted
DNS Tunneling detection with Bro and ELK using @rocknsm Also, includes additional hunts and while we are at it - normalize dns query, http host, and ssl server name to single field name. blog.perched.io/dns-tunnelin…
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Jeff Geiger retweeted
Friendly reminder, if you want to support RockNSM, and SHOW your support, we've got a swag store ready to satiate all your RockNSM-loving needs, 24/7. buff.ly/2Er1Xms
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.@Grubhub in #LNK must not have enough drivers tonight. 90 minutes into an order and it’s not even on its way. But, it can only grow if I continue to persist. Without strife, there is no progress.
*slaps roof of IPMI* “You’ll never believe how many backdoors we can fit into this backdoor.”
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Jeff Geiger retweeted
CI/CD is up and running, and nightly builds are dropping as we make progress towards 2.2. Grab the latest and join the fray. mirror.rocknsm.io/pulp/isos/…
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My downstairs neighbors must live in fear of the mad man above them. * loud crash * * frantic foot steps * “Oh f*** off!!!!” * pots and pans angrily being thrown around * I’m just unloading the dishwasher....
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