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Jeff

@jeff13145

Writer in LA https://xitter.cf/t.co/RpAD7hiYlF

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2017
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Sorry I missed your text, I’ve been busy pushing everyone close to me away and binge watching horrible tv and thinking about how none of this matters. Let’s get lunch soon
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“It’s 8 inches and thick btw” - me as a doctor telling my patient they have a brain tumor
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Me explaining to HR why it’s not bullying
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Jeff (@jeff13145) profile pictureJeff@jeff1314511 Jun 2025
Got in trouble for calling the other Jeff at work the Bad Jeff
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Got in trouble for calling the other Jeff at work the Bad Jeff
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I text this guy first yesterday so I feel like I shouldn’t communicate first today. Also should I put yellow wallpaper in the house where I die alone
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AMC a list raising their price? That’s fine. They could raise it to $300 and I would still pay. I’m horrible with money
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Used a different mirror this time
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Me trying to subtly drop hints I want to get staffed on the new Melrose Place
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Camp Crystal Lake Make-out Club Circle Sticker | | Horror | - Etsy

Camp Crystal Lake Make-out Club Circle Sticker | | Horror | - Etsy

This Stickers item by Monsterologist has 271 favorites from Etsy shoppers. Ships from Kent, OH. Listed on Sep 16, 2026

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I thought it said ‘Throuple to Couple’ where they vote someone out of the relationship instead and I like that more
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@Variety9 Jan 2024
Peacock's Polyamorous Dating Show 'Couple to Throuple' Teases Threesomes and 'Uncontrollable Boners' in Steamy Trailer variety.com/2024/tv/news/cou…
Peacock’s Polyamorous Dating Show ‘Couple to Throuple’ Teases Threesomes and ‘Uncontrollable...

Peacock’s Polyamorous Dating Show ‘Couple to Throuple’ Teases Threesomes and ‘Uncontrollable...

Peacock has set the premiere date for the new polyamorous dating series 'Couple to Throuple.'

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#ItsAWonderfulKnife had enough heart and bloodshed to garner my investment. Jane Widdop shines as the protragonist, but Justin Long devours every scene. The whodunit aspect fell a little flat, but I'll be adding this to my yearly December watch list. youtu.be/SKnrBsp-m0s?si=mRw0…
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Getting over a situationship that was mostly imagined in my mind
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New poster for Stephen King’s ‘The Boogeyman’ starring Sophie Thatcher.
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At Netflix, where my Blockbuster hat throws extra shade. Never forget. #WGAStrong
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Argue with a wall if you disagree
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What’s the best rom-com of all time? ❤️
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Time to start writing I guess
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Eating dinner with my mom every night until I fly back to LA
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In these trying times it’s incredibly important that gay people let others know when we’ve had a haircut
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