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My parents sat me down today saying they have some serious news to share. They apparently are going to have another child. I was in total shock and asked why. They told me that I simply didn’t age that well and was in need of a remake to appeal to modern audiences. Heartbreaking.
you can't even get mad at sheik mains cus like this is all they have. no mates, no future, just frametraps. i know he goes from the weekly to a cold empty house cus he can't afford to heat it.
going to the comment section of a samurai champloo track and everyone in there is doing land acknowledgements for the artists who weren't nujabes
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the tyrant Luka Doncic trembles in the face of SGA's highly efficient #GloriousLeaderball
OKC is currently averaging only 228.6 passes per game.
The all-time low since we started tracking this (2013-14) is 242.2, by the 18-19 Thunder.
They're also averaging the second-fewest turnovers per game this season, 12.6, a figure less than 50 teams have reached this century.
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Im gonna start jerking off to ai fruit videos on instagram bro i dont even care anymore
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first day working at a domestic violence hotline and idk why everyone thinks this is a pizza place ive hung up on so many people lol
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just watched some absolute fuckwit tear open a sealed box for a product that was already shelved to the brim #InfiniteCustomerGenocide
going to palestinian food spots makes me think “fuuuuuck. i hope no part of this fit was complicit in genocide. because they’ll know.”
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