Damn it Jim, I'm a Linux Certification Engineer not a Windows solutions architect!

Raleigh, NC
Joined April 2008
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I’ll just leave this here in case...
New, adjusted Apple dates! Apple Watch & iPad - Via press release - Week 37 w/c Sep 7 iPhone 12 event - Week 42 w/c Oct 12 iPhone 12 devices - Preorders week 42 w/c Oct 12 - Shipping week 43 w/c Oct 19 iPhone 12 Pro devices - Preorder and shipping in Nov (no exact date yet)
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#Canonical engineers sprinting in Paris to deliver #Ubuntu 19.10 and plan Ubuntu 20.04 LTS features in Desktop, Security, FIPS, MAAS, IBM Power & Z, OpenStack, Certified Public Cloud Images, Linux kernel among many other things. canonical.com/careers – at Paris, France
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Music for every moment. @Spotify is the world’s leading music streaming service that gives you access to millions of songs 🎧 🎶 Now available as a snap! snap install spotify bit.ly/2DgeXa0
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"Doctor Who makes sci-fi history by casting a woman as the lead"
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CNN's attempt to blackmail someone into silence bc he made a meme they didn't like 😫,backfired...Big League 👉#CnnMemeWar 😂👏🙌 #CNNBlackmail
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And you're a man with great responsibilities. May I suggest more care on Twitter and more time learning about #climatechange. – at Brighton, England
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Intel and Canonical continue to build large IoT gateway ecosystems insights.ubuntu.com/?p=35175 #ubuntu
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RT for a chance to win a personalized flash drive, laser cut at the Bad Robot Workshop!
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#TBT My mission director @Buzzs_xtina's favorite piece of my memorabilia. My travel voucher to the moon. #Apollo11
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I have concluded that It is impossible to appriciate the magnatitude of this event. #dead50
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Don't forget to follow @ubuntucloud for a live tweeting of our #JujuCharmsWebinar. Join the discussion!
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Replying to @Canonical
@Canonical at #MWC15 shows Zabbix monitoring & auto-scaling mobilecomm network w/ @jujucharms goo.gl/VsUGhh
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Left: Samsung SmartTV privacy policy, warning users not to discuss personal info in front of their TV Right: 1984
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Ubuntu Precise, Trusty, and Utopic are now available on Compute Engine: goo.gl/lZeImz
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UK govt. announce venereal disease spreading uncontrollably through population, launch national propaganda campaign.
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Paratroopers of Easy Company, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, in the square at Sainte-Marie-du-Mont. #WW2
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Team Pool needs your official 'vote' of support. Let's break the internet. RETWEET if you would buy a ticket to the DEADPOOL MOVIE.
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