🦆jbird🦜 (@jdkMPH) | teapawt

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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 18

tweeting is just a way to relieve the catholic urge to confess

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@KaceyMusgravesOct 12

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

@KristiNoemOct 12

I’ll take @ellalangleymsic over Kacey Musgraves any day. And if I’m choosin’ Texas, I’ll take Ken Paxton over James Talarico.

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kelli@LagunaBiotchIGOct 11

People will say they hate drag and then go see the Savannah bananas

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@susieetweetsOct 10

when tinashe pulled her microphone out of her purse

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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 11

on touch tunes queuing moon song i never gave a fuck

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jacqui 💡🍓🪩@braceletladyyOct 10

doing another giveaway!! one winner will recieve a custom carabiner or bracelet! to enter: -follow me + rt -reply with something i should make!! ends the same day as my next drop, 10/24!!

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Spooky dookie Jules@sourflapOct 10

good lord

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@RivalryTrophyOct 10

🚨OUR BIGGEST GIVEAWAY🚨 Retweet for a chance to win a full Minnesota package. Little Brown Jug, Floyd of Rosedale, and Paul's Axe + minis. Anyone who recreates a video of P. J. Fleck chugging out of their jug gets 5 extra entries. Must be following rivalrytrophy.com/collection…

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🦆jbird🦜@jdkMPHOct 9

IM SICK—-

wor$t man in america

@slayyyterOct 9

i think he’s got a girl. out now. slayyyter.lnk.to/ithgag

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mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚@simplymxineOct 5

where my goalie is when they’re supposed to be in the crease

tam🪿@victoireakgaeOct 5

Replying to @victoireakgae

dawg look at my goalie

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🦆jbird🦜@jdkMPHOct 4

Finding a stranger’s Spotify profile should be so much easier than this

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🦆jbird🦜@jdkMPHOct 4

Halloween party in my igloo, lmk if you can make it!

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jacqui 💡🍓🪩@braceletladyyOct 2

GIVEAWAY! I havent done one of these in a while bc i've been neglecting twt over instagram (sorry) one winner will recieve a custom bracelet or carabiner!! 3 winners will recieve a gift card to my shop! to enter: -follow me -rt this tweet -reply with something i should make!

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@flapprdotnetOct 1

On October 1st, 2020, Lori Lightfoot introduced the world to the "Rona Destroyer"

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waite@coreywaiteSep 29

Studying the mini map in case I get lost in the Minneapolis airport bathroom

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🦆jbird🦜@jdkMPHSep 27

Nicole Kidman song

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eliisa 💡@noburdenismSep 26

just realized this is the first picture of boygenius as a band where you can see lucy wearing the ri- [GUNSHOT]

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@NostosLitSep 25

― Sylvia Plath

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lucy dacus hq@lucydacushqSep 26

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@lidolmixSep 25

she’s on a mission to have the best pap run in history….like serve after serve

@lidolmixSep 24

THESE ZARA LARSSON PAPARAZZI PHOTOS OMG

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