they're too cool youtu.be/HOtye4edBbA

my cravings are stronger when I'm hung over

*crippling, unstoppable mac and cheese craving hits*

Wait for it..

Give me cornbread when I'm hungry youtu.be/OJ6tVQZjUZw

Put a bar in the back of my car so I can drink and drive

even if you're just treading water, don't drown yourself in 'what if'

Let it Be, Let it Bleed

you only need to hang mean bastards, but mean bastards you need to hang

SLADE "MAMA WEER ALL CRAZEE NOW"

Angel trumpets and devil trombones

Looks like nick cave but talk like trick daddy

Official cause of death: choked on glitter #jerseyglam

Hang on St. Christopher

I see my light come shining..

Lunchies: the munchies for lunch items (duh)

it's better to be broke with bros then broke alone #upthepunx