@jceylon2
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the ern malley of the 21st century. author of "echolalia review: an anti-poetry collection," "femoid," "£, flesh," et al. [email protected]
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Joined January 2025
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i really wanted to see if i'd place in this year's "best of the net" awards, but the folks at jake mag just haaad to take me out of the running! please enjoy the restored version of my infamous poem here.
BAHAHA!!! You are NOT ready for this:
A straight white poet from Vancouver just catfished that woke industry. He pretended to be a queer Nigerian DEI icon named Adele Nwankwo and they published his intentionally trash poems, over and over.
Interview: rebelnews.com/meet_the_strai…
Every press I’ve ever been published by has either kicked me out or folded. I guess this is something of an honour.
aaron barry/jasper ceylon/s.a.b. marcie/etc. retweeted
competency crisis by Aaron Barry @jceylon2 plaguecircuspress.com/compet…
another piece from the upcoming collection.
we must find ways to reconcile ourselves to our media.
Today we have plato would've hated cineplex by Aaron Barry @jceylon2 mcrb.neocities.org/platohate…
A couple pieces from the upcoming collection. (Thankfully, the dad featured here was not mine.)
Check out what happen to dad
thegorkogazette.com/2026/05/…
I propose an annual boxing tournament for poets and novelists. Winning novelist gets a six-figure deal with a Big 5 publisher; winning poet gets a $50 Amazon gift card.
Come on, man… I just need one more Goodreads review to tide me over… Just one’ll do… You know I’m good for it, man…
The new poetry manuscript is finally complete. Consider it the spiritual successor to "Echolalia Review."
They say it's bad business to release one's books for free, so I'm doing just that. Read the free digital version of my infamous "Echolalia Review: An Anti-Poetry Collection" below.
(As featured in The Free Press, Daily Mail, MSN, etc.)
archive.org/details/echolali…
loving the new issue of “the panacea review” (and not just ‘cause i’m in it). keen on the shakespearean theme. wish i could’ve made the launch party in new york. one of the coolest new mags out there.
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ASKING THE POET FOR STRAIGHTFORWARD ADVICE & SNAKE OIL, good advice from @jceylon2 up today on be about it
Found out an ex-girlfriend/situationship has been writing critical poems and think-pieces about me on Substack. This feels even better than getting published.
After a year of dating in secret, I'm pleased to announce that fellow Vancouverite @Grimezsz and I are officially getting married. We're registered at the Value Village Boutique on Granville St. Thank you.
aaron barry/jasper ceylon/s.a.b. marcie/etc. retweeted
New episode up with Mr @jceylon2, talking about the miracle of his new novella, '£, flesh', a piece of internet fiction that isn't boring!
