Have been using @grok to pick stocks for ~2 months. Portfolio results quite promising so far:

Enter the world of AI powered support. FYI @Uber_Support, in case there are any humans still there. Uber app took my money, spat out 'error occurred, try again' and now their AI support tells me I am wrong, and has no issue doing so forever....

Wanted to support a local restaurant but was turned away because we have 3 kids and only 4 ppl can sit together. Love the new normal discrimination

Everything is fine right?

Our rain barrel was designed by aliens. Cause no one who has experience with gravity would do this.

Today my kiddo misspoke, and invented the word to describe our zeitgeist: STRAGEDY. She was going for strategy but ended up even better. Describes a lot of current politics etc.

Visiting Amsterdam and remember how much I enjoy being completely mobile with just a bike. Really miss that living in #kwawesome. So many great reasons to live in KW but biking is not one.

LOL dolls win the award for least sustainable toy ever. They’ve managed to commercialize the unboxing experience and sell it to kids. It’s all packaging, so much garbage.

I think luggage handlers get measured based on time to first bag on belt. 3 bags came out 10+ minutes ago and nothing since. Nice way to game the stats ;)

Off to Mountain View for Noogler orientation. The last 5 years at startups were a great chapter in my career, now excited to start the next one at Google.

Parenting pro tip: empty Kleenex boxes make excellent skates when used on carpet.

This week is known as ‘crab week’ in our house as everyone is crabby post DST. So we thought to go eat crab at Captain’s Boil tonight. Holy shit was that awful. Food is mediocre at best, and it comes to tour table in plastic bags. Worst restaurant in KW

Awesome to see this. carbon.ycombinator.com/ Kudos to those who get involved, would love to be able to do my part somehow.

Someone ‘parked’ a lime scooter in front of our house. How does this go away?