Had coffee this morning with @toro__training
Super nice guy. (Also, quite large)
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Quite a morning. Had to drag my ass to the gym. Really didn’t want to go. Been in a funk all week.
Got there and found out I won a drawing.
Weights flying. Like gravity had been turned down.
Then I discovered some fool left the safety rails on the squat rack just laying there unattached.
The feeling when the idiots you muted a long time ago are once again confirming the reason you muted them.
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Biceps tendonitis at the shoulder?
Biceps tendonitis at the elbow?
Triceps tendonitis?
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7 “massage parlors” raided today in my town/county. Arrested Johns and hoes.
I guess there is a such thing as a bad blow job. Imagine getting your knob swabbed and SWAT busts in.
Probably worse than teeth.
Twenty nine years ago.
We’ve gotten thick together and back to thin.
She’s seen me much worse and back to better.
Thankfully, no real sickness (outside of booze) but mostly health.
Somehow, some way I managed not to screw it up.
Do all women want to wrangle all the monkeys? My wife wants to take care of everything in her office that is not her problem. For example, she called me because the toilet broke. I went to diagnose because she was alone and the owner is an hr away. Needs a new handle. “Can you fix it?” Yeah, but I’m not. Not my problem, not your problem, it’s their problem. (She could flush with the chain)
Now someone dropped some blinds at the door. Don’t belong to the office, no id, they were apparently customer p/u. “Should I call Home Depot?” No, do you have a dumpster? “They’re perfectly good!” So, donate them. “Someone’s missing their blinds!” They should’ve come back by now. Not your problem.
So much energy that could be redirected.
