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uzzop

@jaz0b

retired degen $SOL $ETH

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Joined January 2015
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i’m giving one of you a car with @gamdom. you have 48 hours to enter: • follow me and @gamdom • like this post • retweet what are you driving right now?
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Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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show this to your coworker RIGHT NOW
GORM THE OLD (@GORMTHEOLD25) profile pictureGORM THE OLD
@GORMTHEOLD25Nov 2
Kevin Drops the Chili in Every Era of Human History
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the bitter fact is that the older you get, the less delusional aka mature u become, the more u suffer & the more u fail at life. Staying childlike, irrationally optimistic & almost absurdly delusional is the highest form of wisdom. That's how u live a truly fulfilling life.
scar (@imfat) profile picturescar
@imfatNov 1
It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.
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Hexumlite cold approached a girl crying behind an alley behind a bar to decrease odds of rejection 👀😭 “You look incredibly vulnerable, I just figured I’d cold approach or something”
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when you’re stuck at home with no weed
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ManuWay (@ManuWayy) profile picture
ManuWay
@ManuWayyOct 19
Cuffem shows that Gervonta ‘Tank’ Davis DM’d him to beat him up in person, but Cuffem was trolling him the entire time 😭 “I send the n—ga the address where he got locked up the last 5 times in his career”
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this is how heroin works
M. (@blndvnt) profile pictureM.@blndvntOct 17
how i expect antidepressants to work
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SCRAP
@SCRIZZLLEEOct 18
Nigga this shit Kendrick level lmaaaaaoooo he called everything vette it even happened
pveonix (@pveonix) profile picturepveonix
@pveonixOct 17
DDG read Reggie like an OPEN BOOK, going 10 for 10 with his callouts and he knew Reggie’s character better than himself 😭🤣🥀
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🤣🤣🤣
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CS2 Max
@CS2MaxOct 14
XQC FROM HERO TO ZERO IN 10 SECONDS 😭
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Yall ever peep how Draymond caught his unconscious body so he wouldn’t crash to the floor? What a good guy ❤️‍🩹
NBACentral (@TheDunkCentral) profile pictureNBACentral
@TheDunkCentral7 Oct 2022
Draymond’s punch on Jordan Poole
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$in (@SinClipd) profile picture
$in
@SinClipdOct 11
Cuffem gifted Tylil 5 subs and it lead to a HEATED ARGUMENT 😭💀
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S V 🏆 (@Sup3rbobb) profile picture
S V 🏆
@Sup3rbobbOct 3
We'll never see a sick fuck like this in all of sports ever again 😭😭😭😭
Karma (@karmacfc1) profile pictureKarma
@karmacfc1Oct 3
Top 6 Ronaldo Bluetooth Goals 😂🙄
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Algovich
@Algovich_Sep 13
Bloodhound Q50 died at a gas station in a car that didn’t even take gas
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Cyril@CyrilH44Sep 11
Nobody has told me why the fuck I would want a folding phone
DramaAlert (@DramaAlert) profile pictureDramaAlert
@DramaAlertSep 10
Samsung just mogged on Apple… 😭😭 xitter.cf/alphamaleshows/status/…
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😈@KatoTuftSep 7
I remember one time FanDuel had his over/under point line at like 50.5 I couldn’t fucking believe it 😂 nigga went over too
.🫆 (@IVpointplays) profile picture.🫆@IVpointplaysSep 3
James Harden '19-20 Isolation 3’s
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A ✩
@adryanashtonAug 31
nigga was trynna gauge which scam package she qualified for i’m in actual tears dawg
Tomi (@TumTeezi) profile pictureTomi
@TumTeeziAug 31
Daejon Love was doing soft credit checks before he goes on a date 😭 "...how much do you have in savings?" 👀✍🏼
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sim (@thrtysvnth) profile picture
sim@thrtysvnthJul 15
BRO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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