Jordan Whitley

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If you’ve ever gotten the egg bites from Starbucks, can someone tell me why it takes 3 business days for them to cool down enough that you can take a bite without burning your tastebuds off? – at Florida, USA

Life update:

I’m so bored with the other social apps. Twitter, I’m back bitches. – at St Petersburg, FL

Am I burnt out or do I just want to be a trust fund baby? – at St Petersburg, FL

Honestly Nevermind was a fitting title considering my 2 favorite parts of the whole album were 21 Savage’s verse and when the last song finished so I could go back to listening to Take Care on repeat. – at Tampa, FL

I can’t wait to see you baby 🥰 – at Celebration, FL

I wanted to listen to sad girl music this morning and Spotify said absolutely not today satan and is now playing Ying Yang Twins and Weezy throwbacks on my “based on Marvin’s Room” playlist and I can’t say I’m mad about it. – at Tampa, FL

I’m so mad at @summerviixi. She took me to Sur in LA which prompted me to start watching Vanderpump Rules to understand the backstory. I have watched 4 seasons in 3 weeks and I cannot stop. – at Safety Harbor, FL

Move back to Tampa they said. It’s not even 9 AM and I feel like I just walked out my front door and into a sauna. – at Tampa, FL

My gf named one of my alter egos Ashley. Ashley is the one that plans 42 things to do in one day, like today I worked overnight, drove 4 hours, moved into a new apartment, got my hair done, & I am hosting a party with my friends tonight & I have to say, Ashley is a dumb bitch.

Not me watching an episode of Explained on Netflix called “How to Focus” and picking up my phone 2 minutes in to scroll on twitter